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Cartoon Violence Makes War On Politico’s Matt Wuerker

It is easy to forget sometimes that D.C. area event planner Politico actually won a Pulitzer Prize in 2012. Not for their morning-winning, afternoon-winning news coverage, mind you, (lol, u guys.) but for their editorial cartoons, drawn by this...

Christine O’Donnell Is Against EVERYTHING Fun

We all know that Christine O'Donnell finds it offensive, against the LORD, when someone has not yet found (or been assigned by their father or local bishop) that oppositely-sexed person with whom he or she will be spending eternity...

Obama Refuses To Be John Boehner’s Boyfriend, And Vice Versa

Barack Obama and John Boehner can't seem to make their relationship "work," physically or otherwise, probably because John Boehner is a Sagittarius and Barack Obama is a Communist -- two zodiac signs that are just not compatible, according to...

Real-World Use Found For ‘The Politico’

Has the Pennysaver of American Political Trivia finally found a real-world use? Not really, but at least a Politico street rack was put into actual service to humanity. Wonkette operative "Brian S." sends this stunning photojournamalism: "Due to a...

Hilarious One-Paragraph History of Politico’s News-Invention Morning-Win Technique

We're now about eight nine pages into this very long NYT magazine thing about The Politico, and it's mostly the stuff you know about -- the funny cartoon video somebody made, all the reporters who quit, etc. But there's...

Secret Video of Actual Politico Editorial Meeting

WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS.

Person Responsible For The POLITICO Will Decide The Best Writing And Reporting, Now

Oh ho ho ho, big victory for banal reactionary Mad Lib The POLITICO, as executive editor Jim VandeHei was just elected to serve on the Pulitzer Board. He is the first person from the Internet to ever do such...

Sound-Bite Generator Notes Several Liberal Professors Make Decent Livings

Liberals, don't you just hate them! The worst kind of liberal is one who earns a big salary. Hypocrites! It is completely impossible to both make a decent living and have Liberal Views about the government's role in society....

A Blogger’s Confession: My Bad

Dan Gerstein Hates You, Blogger

Mike Allen Will Not Be Denied

Everyone in Senate Near Death

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