Tag: the pill

Breitbart’s Milo Knows How To Make Women Happy, And It Is By Uninventing Washing Machines

The womenfolk shall be made happy by force, if necessary.
Lyra, you doofus. Bon Bon's a girl... you don't even need those, silly pony...

Hero Science Man Matt Walsh: Feminists Hate Women, Because Slut Pills Kill

Matt Walsh, a dingus who writes for Glenn Beck's Flaming Internet Hole, presents a science-based case against The Pill, which he has discovered is really, really bad for women, because SCIENCE. For one thing, he read a genuine medical...

Megyn Kelly To Mike Huckabee: We’re Just Whoring It Up All Over The Place At Fox News!

Sometimes Megyn Kelly does a thing where we don't hate her, and then we write "Megyn Kelly did a thing and we didn't hate her" and the commenters go URGGGH UGHHHH WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE VENGEANCIER WE HATE...
A movie about a temptress, we guess

Sundays With The Christianists: John Steinbeck Invented ‘Bortion, Wrote Evil Books

Now here's a surprise: a rightwing Christian rant against John Steinbeck that barely mentions The Grapes of Wrath at all. If nothing else, we can credit wingnut radio preacher and homeschooling "expert" Kevin Swanson with this much: He's not...
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Sundays with the Christianists: How Mark Twain Steered America Toward Hell

You may have thought that Mark Twain was some kind of literary genius, but did you also know that he personally ruined America by being such a good writer of books, which ruined America? We've finally reached the chapter...
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Sundays With The Christianists: Why ‘The Scarlet Letter’ Is Bad For Jesus And America

It's Pearl Harbor Day, so what more fitting time to talk about an attack on America? Only this isn't an attack from some evil foreign empire (redundant, since all foreigns are evil) but from within. As we're learning from wingnut...
We simply couldn't find a Marxist anime demon girl

Sundays With The Christianists: Marx Was Wrong Because Jesus Loved Inequality

Happy Dia De Los Muertos, all you Wonkees! Grab a candy skull and let's commune with the spirits of the departed, which of course probably sounds like consorting with demons to our favorite deranged Christianist, Colorado radio preacher Kevin...
Why is there a union jack on the skull? Your guess is as good as any. Let's say it represent Marx's London years.

Sundays With The Christianists: Homos And Demons And Marx, Oh My!

Here we are at Part 3 of our dive into Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Kevin Swanson, the radio preacher who likes to warn that the Pill leaves women's wombs chock full of tiny dead...
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Sundays With The Christianists: How Western Culture Got All Satanic

Welcome to part 2 of our exploration of Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson, whose goal in this book is to explain just how Western Civilization was destroyed by just about...
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Sundays With The Christianists: How Satan Did Western Civilization

Welp, it took us over a year, but we've finally gotten around to reading a book that we warned you about in August 2013: Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson, one of our favorite minor-league Christianist nutters, went and wrote...

A Very Angry Guest Post About Annette Funicello

A guest post from your comrade "Lou Cabron." And speaking of sluts, three weeks ago pastor Steven Anderson strolled into his Arizona church with proof that "the birth control movement" was promoting whoredom. So the pastor waves around his flimsy...

Independent Women’s Forum Furious At Your Wonket!

Oh Lucy what have we done now! Oh, we have just MISUSED and MISCONTEXTED words from the Independent Women's Forum's senior contraception correspondent, by not quoting them from the original source (Andrea Peyser) when she did not include them...

On The Pill? Tiny Dead Fetuses Are Eating Your Innards

Womyn, wanna hear something really scary? How about: if you are on the Pill, your womb is studded with tiny fetuses, just sitting there, frozen, undead, or maybe they are eating you? We are not sure, because Christian dick...

Actual United States Congressmen: Free Birth Control Sinks Their Battleships

Remember in 1990, when conservatives shrieked and moaned about the threat to religious freedom that was the Supreme Court upholding a ban on Native Americans' sacramental Tripping Off of the Balls? You don't? That is because those people were...

Operation Rescue Founder Randall Terry Invites Your Wonkette To Drink Beer, Murder Children

Oh that is nice, Randall Terry, the pro-life activist and "Democrat" who beat Obama in 242 percent of the Oklahoma Democratic primaries this year, has a new website, and he is inviting the "child-killers" at Your Wonkette (along with...

Sarah Palin Has Put In The Final Word On Evil Contraceptives

No one knows how to turn a good preposition like Sarah Palin: "Truly, it is a war on our religious liberties and that violation of conscience that he would mandate that is un-American because it violates our First Amendment...