Tag: the onion

If you get a little tingle in your panties at the thought of five-year plans (ooooh) to invest billions of dollars (yeah, baby, yeah)...

OH MY STARS, there is going to be a duel on the White House lawn at high noon, and it is going to be...

Sea snail blowjobs to exact. LIMPET blowjobs. Yes, Bobby Jindal, a presidential candidate in only the loosest sense of the word, seems to be...

It's time for another edition of Adorable Liberals Coming Up With Cute Ways To Fix Real Problems. You see, California ain't got no water,...

When you are a wingnut, you know several things about life: Nobummer is a Muslin; you are NOT EITHER racist; and mean liberals call...

There are terrible parents who do terrible things to their children, and they probably shouldn't be parents and should not have children. Like parents...

We're actually going to need to build some sort of timeline to cover all the dumb in this story. You will recall that Fred...

You know that one Onion story that's nearly mandatory in any discussion of the general awesomeness of Old Handsome Joe Biden, right? (Frankly,...

Look, Rep. John Fleming is too busy putting food on the table with his $400,000 business income (after food expenses and all other expenses)...

The Onion put out a series of "breaking news" tweets narrating an escalating Capitol Hill hostage situation perpetrated by Republican members of Congress (GET...

If you have been checking the authors of posts on your Wonkette this week -- and you have, because writers know that everybody pays...

Here is your funny video report from The Onion, about the crushing sadness of Obama volunteers who now have to ... who knows? What...

Yup, a 1993 page from the 1999 Onion book Our Dumb Century with this article and subhed, "Nation Eagerly Awaits Ohio Man's Profound Insights...


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