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Dr. Kevorkian To Kill Opponents, Run For Congress

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Dr. Jack Kevorkian — the “assisted suicide advocate” who spent eight years in prison for second degree murder — is planning on running for Congress in Michigan. He is 80 years old, and is responsible for many half-voluntary deaths. Jesus, if he had gotten his shit together earlier, he could’ve won the Republican nomination for president. MORE »