Tag: the new republic

Dear Editor: I have had it up to here with playing second fiddle to a bunch of stupid marshmallow horses...

Deleted Comments: We Were Very Mean To Barack Obama And Those Girl Scouts And We Should Feel Bad

Beyond all the half-priced candy, one thing we like about going to the store after Christmas is the sudden arrival of pallets of storage supplies -- it holds out the hope that if you just buy the right plastic...

Inside The Collapse Of The New Yorker’s Inside The Collapse Of The New Republic

We haven't had much -- or anything? -- to say about the mass hissyfit at The New Republic, because, honestly, how could we care? But that was before we read Ryan Lizza's Inside the Collapse of The New Republic...
He'll take the help, but it's gonna hurt

Congress Sort Of Has A Deal To Keep Government Open Maybe

With the clock ticking toward Thursday, when our U.S. of America government will be officially out of pocket change and out of business, the do-nothing layabouts in Congress have maybe cobbled together a deal to avoid that. Hooray, end-of-year bonuses...
Is this guy even a Republican?

RINO George W. Bush Totally Supports Obama’s Goal Of Beating Bad Guys

George Dubya gave an interview on CNN and said some stuff. Like how when he heard about the grand jury in New York refusing to indict the cop who choked Eric Garner to death, it made him "sad that...

Sure, New Republic Really Thinks Rand Paul Could Be President! Why Would Anyone Joke About That?

The New Republic ran a profile of Rand Paul Monday with the headline “President Rand Paul.” But why? Does anyone at the usually pretty sober and realistic (except for when they were really excited for the Iraq War) New Republic...

‘The New Republic’ Singularly Unsuccessful At Purging Its Jews

If there's one place that Jewish people are overrepresented vis a vis their share of the population, it is in banking Hollywood the Bilderberg Group magazines and the Internet. You cannot swing a dead cat without hitting a woman...

Gross Close-Ups of Mitt Romney’s Face Based On This TNR Cover

The famous "in-flight magazine of Joe Lieberman and Air Force One," The New Republic, wants to make you vomit blood for the next week. This is the only explanation for its most recent cover, in which a 400-year-old black-and-white...

Now That NYT Saw Marty Peretz’ Racism, He Regrets It

Approximately 4,000 political blogs attacked fat toad Marty Peretz for his latest repulsive Muslim-hating idiocy published by his sad pamphlet, Muslims Can Suck My Ass Is What, but it took the notice of the New York Times to make...

Muslim-Hater Marty Peretz Says Muslims Can’t Have Free Speech

What's that sociopath New Republic editor Marty Peretz up to these days, in terms of how much he hates the motherfucking Arabs, who he KNOWS are not even human, because come on, Arabs? This week, hate-sack Marty Peretz (whose...

Because TIME Fired Him, Michael Kinsley’s Pretty Disappointed With This ‘New’ Newsweek

Michael Kinsley, the dignified journalist and dinner companion to David Denby, starts his review of the new Newsweek reboot with this: "Having recently been dumped by Time, I naturally had great hopes for this week's much-anticipated makeover of Newsweek."...

FLASH: Attacking Credibility Of MSM Damages Credibility Of MSM

Boy howdy, this March 4th edition (how??) of The New Republic is a real piece of work! Here's an interesting snippet from an editorial titled "MSM, RIP," by The Editors: "On The Huffington Post and its ilk, you would...

Getting The New Republic Over With

It was only a matter of time before the The New Republic stopped being an inevitability in this little feature. Well, the time has come—just one week in! Let's take a look what worthwhile things are afoot in these...

Please Allah, Let There Be No Clinton-Palin ‘Cat Fight’ Stories Ever

Did anyone else know that Howard Wolfson has a blog on The New Republic now? No, not his elitist indie rock one, but an actual politics blog that is comically titled "The Flack," where he mostly answers arbitrary questions...