Tag: the long goodbye

Ron Paul Plots New Democracy-Lite Path To Convention Glory

American democracy's most persistent old fart Ron Paul has announced that he no longer cares for democracy per se in the traditional sense of trying to "win votes" from "voters," because this is a hard thing to do, when...

A Children’s Treasury of McCain Nostalgia

Oh, America, what will we do without our Long National Election Nightmare? We'll do what we always do: Gossip, "scoops," Joe Biden gaffes, etc. Joe Lieberman! That will be funny, whatever happens to old anus-face. And we've already lost...