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LARRY CRAIG FINALLY HAS INTERNET FRIENDS! One of you noticed Gay Larry Craig had no virtual pals on this FreedomSpeaks site, so a bunch of you people went over there and kindly befriended the Idaho Bathroom Goblin. Who says chivalry is dead? [FreedomSpeaks]

Hey, so here’s something fun to do this Monday morning: Go to either presidentbillclinton.com or williamclinton.com. You know, like Hillary’s husband. At either you can read all about… Barack Obama?! Indeed, as of now, these two URLs redirect to BarackObama.com. The President Bill is not going to be pleased with his Internets.

Europe is stunned: it seems that some terrorists might not be swarthy Arab types! Some might even be pretty girls! This is leading them to think about giving up on profiling when it comes to identifying potential terrorists. Thankfully, we don’t have to have that conversation here in the US of A. Our realistic depictions of terrorism on television and in movies have conclusively proved that terrorists are either really foreign-looking or played by John Malkovich. MORE »

As of right now (5:01 PM), the WP’s website is all not available and shit. Sure, there’s the possibility that they let their domain name lapse again, but we like to think it’s the avalanche of anonymous sources trying to tell Dana Priest where Bush has hidden Osama. MORE »