Tag: the internets

Here Is Your 2011 Demon Sheep Ad, This Time With Chupacabras

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Di9Attkt7BU#! There is that saying, about imitation and flattery and whatever, but all we know is that here is another insane campaign commercial starring a bunch of demon creatures, not unlike the beloved Demon Sheep of Carly Fiorina, circa 2010....

Oh, Apparently There Is A Video Game About Murdering Tea Party Zombies

Your Wonkette is not tremendously interested in violent shoot-em-up video games as a rule, because we are always "reading the Internet" -- whatever that means -- something we can accurately say spews a lot more horror and abortion at...

Postal Workers Will Cease to Exist Thanks to the Internet

If you are still somehow alive after tonight's episode of "Which Escaped Mental Patient Will Lead America to Hell?" then, well, congratulations, and also you should know that while you were being hypnotized by Michele Bachmann's laser eyes and...

President Obama Will Hold Twitter Town Hall, Without Twitter

It is the middle of a Wednesday, so our President wants to hang out on Twitter and connect with the Youths, who used to look to him, wide-eyed and full of that thing called “Hope.” Now that Hope has...

Celebrate Fifty Years of Horrible Teevee Politics

Fifty years ago yesterday, Americans gathered around the boob tube to watch John Kennedy debate Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon was sweaty and forgot to powder his nose, so he lost for being so ugly -- if he was handsome...

Jeebus Lady Cindy Jacobs Repents For All Lesbians, Cleanses Craigslist

Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, "a new gospel": All of the world's lesbians have been fully repented for! This happened last week, in Sacramento, at...

Hutchison’s Web Site Contained SECRET WORDS (Hint: ‘Gay’) About Texas Gov

See, this is why we haven't kicked Texas out of the union (yet): because sometimes Texans do funny things for us to laugh at. For example: unofficial Republican gubernatorial candidate Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison has a web site that...

Lil’ Kim Jong-Il Bombs Internet Because He Loves Show Biz

Oh hey did you hear crazy dwarf-alien Kim Jong-Il has been shooting rockets into the sea, by North Korea? No? ARE YOU SILLY AMERICANS SO OBSESSED WITH THE DEATH OF KING-POP MICHAEL JACKSON AS TO NOT FOLLOW NORTH KOREA'S...

LARRY CRAIG FINALLY HAS INTERNET FRIENDS! One of you noticed Gay Larry Craig had no virtual pals on this FreedomSpeaks site, so a bunch of you people went over there and kindly befriended the Idaho Bathroom Goblin. Who says...

Barack Buys Bill Clinton Domain Names?

WaPo No Mo: WashingtonPost.com Offline