Tag: the internet

How Obama Coulda Helped Black People Better, As Told By Trump Supporters

Curiously, their ideas dovetail perfectly with the interests of those who want cheap labor, don't want to pay taxes that help the poor, and don't want to hear about police brutality.

Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxers Get Up In Mark Zuckerberg’s Face, Plus Menstrual Beauty!

Salutations! It's time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, a weekly compendium of the best in flim flam, phooey, and assorted nonsense. Are you ready to explore the mad mad mad mad world of anti-vaxxers? Of course you are,...

Arizona Schools Chief Super Busy Penning Anonymous Blog Comments About Poor People, Lazy Pigs (Same Thing)

Well here's a variation on a theme: A Republican official has been caught posting rude crap to the internet, but for a change, it's not pictures of watermelons in front of the White House. Which is a step up,...

Bob Woodward Continues To Be Totally Awesome Guy

Bob Woodward, who did something once we guess, continues to be a super awesome guy and not at all a prissy little asshole bitch. He also told an unflattering, but amusing story about sitting next to former Vice President...

Announcing Wonket’s Teen Korner! For Teenz!

Kid Zoom is the son of Yr Doktor Zoom. He is 15 and a sophomore in high school. He got this gig by making a boob joke. As of right now, I am going to do what every English teacher...

Conservatives Crush Dumb Liberals With Popular Political Hashtag, Not So Much With Ideas, Candidates, Campaigns, Message

Twitchy, which is the website your mom would put together if she were a crazy conservative asshole obsessed with microscopically relevant Twitter bullshit, has CONFIRMED TODAY RIGHT NOW that #tcot was the most popular political hashtag in 2012, and so...

Nice Lady Goes On Epic 23-Minute Potty Rant Because Her Friends Didn’t Share Her Romney Posts On Facebook

The fact that shellymicAB's Youtube rant is unembeddable is a crime against Wonkette. But for those of you who have been begging us to repeat our billion-post Tuesday schedule so as to keep schadening your Freude (unaware that we...

Shell Oil Apparently Has Not Yet Learned What ‘The Internet’ Is For

Hello, Shell Oil! Have you fired your social media guru yet, or the ad agency that came up with the idea of crowdsourcing Shell's Let’s Go! Arctic campaign? Did it at least occur to you to borrow an RNC...

Putin Campaign Dismisses Angry Web Comments As a ‘Computer Game’

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin decided this week to put his bid for yet another "run" on the Internet, where he has been hanging out lately to try to charm his people following December's huge and quite unified protests...

Homeland Security Is In Your Tweets, Waiting For Your Revolution

The US government is watching our every tweet, but don't worry, it's just to get a "situational awareness" of the world. Since 2010, the Department of Homeland Security has been monitoring "publicly available" information such as forums, Twitter accounts,...

Cops On Internet Forum Love Watching NYPD Assault Protesters

So there's this Internet forum for police officers called "Officer.com," and you supposedly have to be a police officer to register for the site. (How do the administrators prove this? Probably by making sure the registration application has enough...

Obama, Release the Photos of Bin Laden’s Corpse. Sincerely, the Internet

Last night on Glenn Beck's sickly teevee show, the profitable conspiracy theorist host made a simple plea: for the government to release its photos of Osama bin Laden's corpse. Glenn would like to see it. And his argument was...

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A Children’s Treasury Of Christine O’Donnell’s Website Content

The pocket pinball-playin' elitists from the Soros blogosphere claim that Christine O'Donnell's fancy website has no content, just a little button for donating your life savings to her brave campaign. Wrong! There's plenty of content, you just need to...

Facebook Is Ruining the Sanctity Of Your Marriage

Facebook is basically ruining every single marriage, because it's impossible to just be friends with someone on the internet -- inevitably you always end up fingerbanging them (or "poking" them). You have 500 Facebook friends, you say? Well that's...

Sarah Palin’s Non-Word ‘Refudiate’ Is Merriam-Webster’s New Favorite Word

Oh for Pete's sake! Merriam-Webster's Word of the Summer is Sarah Palin's merciless assault on the Queen's English, "refudiate," and only because refudiate has been the most searched-for non-word on its Internet website since the fateful day William Kristol...