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VIDEO HORROR: Sharron Angle Sings ‘God Bless the USA’
Well, the 2012 presidential race is over, babies. Sharron Angle, who stumbled briefly on the Road of Bones but will soon be Queen of the Apocalypse, rocked the Karaoke Weekend by bursting into song — the only song, if you are a True American. The Reagan Re-Election/Gulf War I stinker “God Bless the USA,” infamously [...]
Glenn Beck’s Miraculous Slob Picnic
It was Colonial Williamsburg staff day at Glenn Beck’s GlennBeckPalooza! Show up in your work uniform and get a 60-pack of Hot Wings for just $4.99! Guess who didn’t remember his work costume? Wonkette’s new drive-time “shock jock” Riley Waggaman! Are you ready for lots more pictures of the Honor which was Restored by, uh, [...]
Teabaggers Try To Kill Nice CNN Lady
We saw this about an hour ago and OMFG these people are actual dangerous insane freaks who should be rounded up and buried alive at the landfill. [CNN/YouTube]
Federal Bailout Saves U.S. Economy!
Now that the economy has been saved, by the government, we can all get back to the business of America, which is “waiting for handouts from John McCain.” Remember how much John McCain hates earmarks and how when he pretends to be president he’s always vetoing any bills with earmarks? Heh heh, he was just [...]
Apocalypse Continues — Time To Learn Chinese?
So you know how the Fed “bailed out” AIG with $80+ billion and now everything is okay? Right, it’s not okay at all. The $80+ billion allows the failed insurance giant an “orderly liquidation” of its assets. AIG is done. That is just one of the reasons why the markets continue to collapse today — [...]
McCain Family Cover Photo On People Will Sell Maybe Four Copies
After a busy two weeks of Palin family covers and about six months of Obama family covers, the trashy supermarket magazines need something new, yet still kind of political, because maybe that’s what America is sort of half-interested in, for the moment. Let’s see, are there any other charming political families to put on the [...]
Is Your ‘National Mood’ As Crappy As 75% Of America’s?
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