Tag: the hip hop

Cee Lo Invite To Obama Fundraiser Proves Obama Hates Women, Gays, Decency

We hope you have been saving up your outrage, dear readers, because hoh boy: Barack Obama has invited singer Cee Lo Green to perform at a fundraiser in Atlanta! But what's the issue? It can't be that Matt Drudge...

Michelle Obama Celebrates Fitness Campaign Success With ‘Obesity Tour’

Were you aware that we, as a nation, are currently celebrating the second anniversary of Michelle Obama's Let's Move! campaign? Probably not, because McDonald's did not advertise this on its napkins. Our FLOTUS, the arms and inspiration behind the...

Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ Receives Critical Endorsement From Fat Joe

"Why hello, 2004, we had almost (thankfully) forgotten about you," was our first reaction to the news that Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign has a new "celebrity" champion in Joseph Antonio "Fat Joe" Cartagena, who at one point made a...

National Review: Weiner Scandal Is Like Urban Youth With the Hip Hop

Let us get something out of the way, first: We almost totally agree with the National Review Online "The Corner" writer who typed this about the Anthony Weiner scandal. The whole story is gross and doesn't really matter and...

Michelle Obama Would Like To Teach Your Child How To ‘Dougie’

Finally, after a few boring weeks of now-forgotten aviation incidents and answering kids’ dumb questions over and over, our FLOTUS had a pretty great week! And she deserved it, because the stress from all that bin Laden business was...

Vaguely Hot Gal Briefly Spotted In Comical Teabagger ‘Rap Video’

Apologies in advance for those who still enjoy the Hippitty Hop and the Rap, because after watching this excruciating video, you too will finally agree that this genre of pop music probably went on for about 15 years longer...

Barack Obama Hates This ‘Kanye’ & Other Such Dumb Stuff

Hey have you heard about the important something-or-other, on teevee, when the one hip-hop fellow Mr. Kanye West said something about the hip-hop lady? SCANDAL! Well Barack Obama hates all this dumb misogynistic consumer-good-worshiping dumb shit.

Liz Glover Talks Post-Racial Politics With Talib Kweli

Hey, it's Liz Glover, continuing her Hip Hop Tour of America with Black Star's Talib Kweli and also DJ Hi-Tek. They talk about gangs and things! Liz is assured that she would not be mistaken for a Blood, even...

Liz Glover Harrasses Outkast’s Big Boi About Everything!

Here's our own Liz Glover with Atlanta celebrity Antwan André Patton, better known as Big Boi. Why do these liberal hip-hoppers watch CNN when they could be learning so much about angry white people from Fox News? And why...

Minnesota Supreme Courts Rules Unanimously For Al Franken, Whatever That Means

Nearly a year ago, in a faraway land called "Minnesota Nice," two Patriotic Jews fought an epic battle, if by "fought" you mean "people who were already going to vote for president also voted for one of these dorks...