Oh guess what, there is going to be a new, gritty reality show about the mean streets of Washington. It is going to be just like The Wire, but will instead follow the lives of a bunch of rich white southern gals who own clothing boutiques or whatever. Jesus fucking christ. [Yeas & Nays]

Now that the comical idiot girl with the porn star breastises has been appointed John McCain’s vice president and third wife, another “actor” from The Hills has to endorse Barack Obama, for balance. Otherwise The Hills‘ sterling reputation as an unbiased news source will wind up in the trash, along with Heidi Montag’s first nose. So who is this dumb, lightly be-stubbled youngster Brody Jenner, and why does he like the Democrat Barack Obama? MORE »

The dumb girl from MTV’s The Hills program — which follows her and another dumb girl and their boyfriends and their internships — has endorsed John McCain. And McCain responded, because some reporter actually took the time to ask him about it! McCain said,”I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.” So now we know that. [Swampland]

A comical idiot girl on the teevee show The Hills has endorsed John McCain, according to TMZ and US Weekly. This pretty much ensures that Old Man Walnuts will become president. Let’s explore the cultural/political significance of Heidi Montag, who apparently goes around in public in a whimsical prostitute nightgown, after the jump.

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