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The Hill’s blog has generally served as a repository of barely-rewritten press blasts from the politicians whose releases clog our inbox each day. But thanks to Republican/Libertarian Congressional Candidate Steve Finger (running in New York’s solidly Democratic 11th District), we have a policy we can all get behind. What does the aspiring Congressman think of Gay Marriage? MORE »

Under the Dome columnist Emily Heil took that one extra step that separates her from us, and called George Allen’s campaign about that little rumor we posted that claimed Allen’s dog’s name was Sambo. MORE »

Someone forwarded us this Hill column about Katherine Harris (we have the grassroots equivalent of Google News alerts for her). Frankly, as far as Harris items go, it doesn’t quite meet the standard she’s set for herself. As an opportunity to trash The Hill, though, it’s beautiful. Because the lovely and talented Betsy Rothstein is either purposefully misrepresenting shit or she’s just kinda dumb.

You want details? We got details.

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From The Hill’s lead editorial yesterday: MORE »

Representative Roscoe Bartlett writes a very important post on The Hill Blog: MORE »

• Heard on the Hill: Nancy Pelosi, Dennis Hastert accidentally in same place at same time, almost have rumble… Rep. Tom Lantos to Ricky Martin: “Let me just say that while my wife of 56 years considers you devastatingly handsome, I think your true beauty lies inside…. Thank you very much, Ricky.” This is funnier if you know what Lantos looks and sounds like. [Roll Call]
• Yeas and Nays: Tonight is the last episode of The Hill, cast members basking in minor premium cable fame. [Examiner]
• Reliable Source: Prince Andrew: “There is something very special about whiskey”… Maryland Senate campaign getting weirder as Michael Steele films ads with a puppy (not his), Ben Cardin forced to counter that he, too, loves puppies. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Apparently, the American League of Lobbyists declared this “Ethics Awareness Month.” [The Hill]

Wonkette operatives with way too much time on their hands implore us to attack The Hill’s “Blog,” where you can read the freewheeling and totally unedited thoughts of senators and representatives.

It’s like MySpace, if MySpace pages were nothing more than impossibly wooden press releases sent out by congressional staffers. Sleep-inducing examples, after the jump.

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“That’s FUNNY, you QUEER. LAUGH.”

You never know what’s gonna happen at the Capital Club’s annual “Swine on the Vine” party! So promises The Hill’s Betsy Rothstein, anyway, and boy, does it sound unpredictable!

One year, members of this quasi-fraternity decided to play a prank on Matt Jessee, a member who had not shown up for the bash. They posted a “Free Kittens” sign with his cell phone number at the party, prompting 100 calls. Jessee, a lobbyist for Bryan Cave Strategies and former aide to Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.), vowed never to miss a party again.

ROFLMAO. Seriously, tears over here. And Billy Bush might show up. BILLY FUCKING BUSH, PEOPLE.

More Cap Club follies, after the jump.

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• Seeking 175 ethnic friends to play parachute, wear AIDS ribbons. [Sarcastic and Cynical]

• Dear Lonny Baxter, “Dude, you might have not been playing in the NBA, but you would’ve been making a six figure salary overseas in Italy, not Kazakhstan or some shit. Boo-fucking-hoo.” [The Upstate Life]
• Pedestrians have the greatest rage of all. “What are you looking at, fuckers? Why don’t you get off your asses and try walking to work?” [Tiaras Optional]
• DC’s Trader Joe’s will open September 1st. As in NY, riots expected, Hawaiian shirts shredded. [Free Ride]
• The Hill starts tonight — guaranteed to make you nostalgic for Jessica Cutler. [DCist]

• Heard on the Hill: Representative Lincoln Davis (D-TN) on the gay marriage amendment: “This is why I think the amendment should outlaw adultery and make it a felony.” … “Rep. Tom Feeney (R-Fla.) is hosting his second annual “Penthouse Party” at his decidedly un-penthouse apartment, featuring, as always, cans of Budweiser, Oreo cookies, Diet Coke, Ritz crackers and his favorite, Easy Cheese….” [Roll Call]
• Reliable Source: Representative Robert Wexler (D-Fla) attended the screening of the Sundance documentary about his office, The Hill. [WP]

All right, we have a couple questions about this Hill piece. MORE »

Perhaps there are similarities between Capitol Hill and a plantation. But it’s not the members who are engaged in involuntary labor — it’s their staffs! MORE »

A reader inquires after a pair of items in our Gossip Roundup: MORE »