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Sad Clown Donald Trump Declines To Release School Records, Because It’s ‘Stupid’
You know all those times when there’s a negative story about someone, and somewhere in the middle there’s a little paragraph about how Shitty Old So-And-So refused comment for the story? Like, because there’s nothing intelligent to say and no legitimate justification for whatever the story’s about? Donald Trump’s spokesman, much like the Man Himself, [...]
Can of Pringles Causes Bomb Scare At Bilderberg Meeting In Switzerland
The annual super secret scary capitalist meeting of the Bilderbergs is underway in St. Moritz, Switzerland, with all the usual vintage cronies like Kissinger and Rockefeller and the Goldman Sachs chairman and their European villain equivalents. OR IS IT? Two mysterious heroes for democracy attempted to either have a snack or, if you look at [...]
Coming Soon To the American Economic Recovery: Alvin Greene Action Figures
Alvin Greene Mania has swept Britain! Today The Guardian has their very own profile of one British reporter’s pilgrimage to the hovel of South Carolina Daoist monk Alvin Greene. It is accompanied by a nice photo of Greene talking on the phone with your Wonkette (probably) while he’s writing koans with a simple pencil. The [...]
Meanwhile, In England, Parliament Is Terrified About Something Going Public
England’s Parliament, which is what they call their “Senate Finance Committee,” is being very mean to a newspaper! “The Guardian has been prevented from reporting parliamentary proceedings on legal grounds which appear to call into question privileges guaranteeing free speech established under the 1688 Bill of Rights.” Meh, that was so long ago though.
Next Week, the ‘Post’ Asks: Who the Hell is Seeing ‘The Break-up’?
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