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Dallas To Deal With George W. Bush By Itself

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Today, America’s most boring First Lady Laura Bush said that she and President George will be moving to Dallas, home of the Cowboys football team and various other things, after he is finished his Washington job. “I guess I can announce this in front of the press,” Mrs. Bush said at a National Parks Foundation event at Williams Preparatory school in Dallas. Little does she know that she cannot announce anything to the press. Will this librarian ever learn? [Dallas Morning News]