America’s Greatest Pretend Rep Will Return
Friday, August 10th, 2007
What is the best possible news to start your late Friday morning with? How’s this: DraculaCunt’s back! Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, Congresswoman for seven of the best weeks of our lives, revolutionized social security and revamped the entire tax code during her brief congressional tenure, filling in for Tim DeLay before actually-elected replacement Nick Lampson got to town. She also pissed off DeLay’s staff so much that they all quit en masse. Ever since she left DC she’s been promising to return, and a Wonkette operative reveals that the DraculaCunt ‘08 campaign is already underway: MORE »
What is the best possible news to start your late Friday morning with? How’s this: DraculaCunt’s back! Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, Congresswoman for seven of the best weeks of our lives, revolutionized social security and revamped the entire tax code during her brief congressional tenure, filling in for Tim DeLay before actually-elected replacement Nick Lampson got to town. She also pissed off DeLay’s staff so much that they all quit en masse. Ever since she left DC she’s been promising to return, and a Wonkette operative reveals that the DraculaCunt ‘08 campaign is already underway: MORE »
