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Posts Tagged ‘the google’

Bush Library Can’t Find Home on Internet

Monday, March 31st, 2008

George W. Bush recently found a home for his $250 million library on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Texas. But where to live on the scarce Internet market? At one point, the library foundation owned the domain www.GeorgeWBushLibrary.com, which sounds simple enough for no one to care about. But now they have lost it because of some damn hippies: “But whether on purpose or because of an oversight — foundation spokesman Taylor Griffin wasn’t sure — it lost that domain name last year. Illuminati Karate, a Web company in Raleigh, N.C., picked it up for less than $10.” It is very likely that the Internet will never allow George Bush into its house. [Dallas Morning News]


Maybe He Wants To Be Impeached

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Adios, jackass. - WonketteWistful admissions of looking at his Texas ranch on the Google, strange tales of Jenna setting up his retirement home in Paraguay where he can’t be tried for war crimes, and now re-launching his utterly failed “Social Security reform” crusade less than two weeks before Election Day … is Bush trying to lose Congress? MORE »