Just watch, in full, and keep in mind that this is what Fox & Friends is like *without* Steve Doocy. Oh, and Brian Kilmeade, what’s confusing you near the end there: they’re called “hedge funds,” and they play a big role in stuff, much more than just one George Soros/Marlon Brando can do on his own. [YouTube]

His cousins, uncle and even his own father were all mafioso, which maybe explains why the self-hating Giuliani dedicated so much of his professional life to crushing the Family Business by prosecuting such beloved mob figures as “Fat Tony” Salerno. At the same time, his perverse obsession with dressing up as fictional characters (usually women) means he also loves acting like characters from fictional mob movies such as “The Godfather.” But enough about Rudy’s 1,700 mental problems; let’s review his own family’s life of crime: MORE »