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  straight cash only

Sad Old Navy Preacher Has Cunning Plan To Protect Innocent Wedding Photographers From The Gays

We started this post about our favorite Jesus-freak-ex-Navy-chaplain-angerbear Gordon James “Chaps” Klingenschmitt an hour ago, but then we ended up in a Google hole reminding ourselves of what an impressive track record of nuttery the man has. His demon and gay and DemonGay obsessions really know no bounds. Is he mad about the gays again today? YEP HE SURE IS! Today, some overwrought advice on how to protect your wedding photography business from all the homosexuals that are getting hitched: Read more on Sad Old Navy Preacher Has Cunning Plan To Protect Innocent Wedding Photographers From The Gays…
  it gets batter

Hero Oregon Baker Refuses To Bake Sodomite Wedding Cake, So There

In yet another intersection of baked goods and culture-war politics, a Portland-area baker who refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple is now the focus of protests by supporters of gay marriage, increased patronage from opponents of gay marriage, and an investigation by the state’s attorney general’s office, since Oregon prohibits discrimination based on sexual orientation. Forecasters predict periodic rage and scattered self-righteous snits, although it is uncertain whether conditions are right for the development of a full-blown shitstorm. Read more on Hero Oregon Baker Refuses To Bake Sodomite Wedding Cake, So There…
  Don't Ask Don't Tell Worked So Well Before!

Idiot Tennessee Senator Behind ‘Report Gay Kids’ Bill Explains He Just Wants To Help Young Sodomites

Hey, you know that absolutely terrible bill in Tennessee that would require schools to out gay kids to their parents if the kids say they’re gay? And also that OTHER idiotic bill that would cut poor families’ welfare benefits if their kids fail in school? Somehow, what with Your Wonkette being written by people who are not actually (*shudder!*) from Tennessee, we didn’t notice that both bills were the brainchildren of state Senator Stacey Campfield, who is running a strong campaign for Wonkette’s coveted Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Year Award. Sen. Campfield is so very sure of brilliance of his retooled “Don’t Say You’re Gay” bill that he took to the comments section of the Knoxville News Sentinel to defend it. And he’s every bit as douchey and obtuse as you might expect! Read more on Idiot Tennessee Senator Behind ‘Report Gay Kids’ Bill Explains He Just Wants To Help Young Sodomites…
  they sure know how to title a video

Joe The Plumber/Future Congressman Whining About ‘Gotcha’ Questions Already

Back before Joe the Plumber fell into an Internet spidy-hole and was still actually getting interviewed (granted, only by things called “Christianity Today”), America’s sweetheart let slip with some—how to put this delicately—fucking nuts comments about the “queers” and how he would never let them near his children. Ha, so heartland, right? Well, Joe recently took the opportunity to let everyone know he’s more rancid than ever! (If you were concerned.) Read more on Joe The Plumber/Future Congressman Whining About ‘Gotcha’ Questions Already…