Tag: the gays

Fer one thing, its eyes are just teensy li'l things, and it don't have a hat.

Deleted Comments: Democrats Did The KKK, So Wonkette’s The REAL Racist

We sure did get a Passel o' Stupid in reply to our piece suggesting that Memphis should get rid of its big Nathan Bedford Forrest statue (the public one, not the crazy-ass Nashville abomination above, which is on private...

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Was It Over When The Jews Bombed Pearl Harbor?

Hey, Kids, hope you enjoyed both your Fourth of July and your Independence Day, seeing as how this was one of those years where they fall on the same day. Yr Wonkette had a nice day off and hardly...
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: The Illiterate, The Perverse, And The Deranged

The deleted comments game is a weird business -- sometimes you can predict what topics will draw a lot of crazy comments -- guns, Islam, and the Duggars, especially -- and then sometimes, there's a huge news story that...
Other than THAT, Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the WaPo diorama contest?

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Stop Cramming Gay Pizza Down Our Throats!

If you want to delete a bunch of comments, just write about guns, race, or The Gays. Could someone out there please hold a gay black militia wedding so we can break some records? Virtually all of our deletia this...
We could just drop gays on Iran. Or Tom Cotton.

Sen. Tom Cotton Says Gays Should Be Glad They’re Not Hung

Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Logan Act) has just about had it up to here with people fussing about "religious freedom" bills in Indiana and Arkansas, when we have far more important fish to fry, like undercutting the President on...
Dear Sir or Madame: I am outraged by the lack of variety in the .gifs on this blog!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Oh Yeah Wonket? Well YOU’RE An Abortion!

This week's crop of deleted comments made us feel a bit nostalgic, since a couple of them employ a rightwing rhetorical trope that we first noticed when we still read the local news-paper while listening to Fleetwood Mac on...
Jesus would totally bake you a cake

Indiana Republicans Will Not Eat Your Gayness, Sir, No They Will Not!

Now that it is 2015, it is time to swear in all of those state representatives we elected back in November. Remember that election? When we elected so many Republicans? And now Republicans hold both houses of the legislature...

Gays Terrorizing Nice Irish Children With Tender Sounds Of Sodomy

The good Christian people of Ireland have been lately pummeled with woe, on account of the fact that later this spring, voters will decide whether or not to let the homosexuals get married, to EACH OTHER, as if such...
Catholic League: 0, The Gays: All the points

Go Screw, Dumb Gay New York St. Pat’s Day Parade, The Catholic League Is Pulling Out Of You

We were afraid this might happen. The Catholic League, aka this one very lonely sad guy named Bill Donohue who devotes all 27 hours a day every day thinking about The Gay but in a not gay way, has...

Breitbart Howler Monkeys Outraged Lesbians Said Anything About That Bigot Bridal Store

You might remember that earlier this year, Pennsylvania had gay marriage rammed down its throat and we rejoiced and were glad. But in a weird quirk of Santorum law, though the gays can get hitched in Pennsylvania, they are...

Here Is Your Helpful Post About Gay Marriage And Federalism, Just Like You Always Wanted

You know that we are very public service minded here at Wonkette, which is why we're bringing you this handy-dandy column that you can cut out and put in your wallet for the next 1001th time that some idjit...
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Michele Bachmann Said One Stupid Thing, Didn’t Say Other Stupid Thing

Here's your Michele Bachmann CrazyTrain update: Yes, she really did say that Teh Gheys want to abolish age-of-consent laws so they can rape children without consequences, but no, she did not say that the USA needs to open "Americanization...

Richard Nixon Didn’t Think Girls Should Cuss Like Common Jews, Rachel Maddow Is On It (Video)

It is no secret that we are totally gay for Rachel Maddow, who thinks that Yr. Wonkette is "profane and wonderful." And Thursday she was in Full Nerdgirl mode, geeking out over newly-discovered audiotapes from Richard Nixon's infamous Oval...

Russian Priest Discovers Shocking World Cup Secret: The Shoes Are Making Us All Gay

OK, we almost passed on writing this, because the whole thing just seems too good/bad to be true, too perfectly tailored for a good solid skewering by yr Wonkette. However, we haven't found anything on the internet to debunk...

Angry Old Man At WND Pretty Sure That NAMBLA Is Going To Take Over The National Cathedral

We thumbed through our archives and realized we really don't pay enough heed to the comedy stylings of Les Kinsolving over at WND, and that's a crying shame, because he has the slightly-unhinged yet wholly cranky anger that only...

The Supreme Court Was So Busy Yesterday They Forgot To Wreck The Lives Of Gay Kids

How was your day yesterday? Do you still have a stick of furniture left unbroken after the twin-barreled double fun dose of bullshit you got from the Supreme Court? Neither do we! So as you can imagine, we're grasping...