Tag: the gays

Dinesh D’Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot

Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Gingrey's been readin' up

Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)

Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked.

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation

Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!
Sorry. Had to spell it that way this once

Deleted Comments: Nazis And Furries And My Little Pony Because Man, People Suck

Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.

Deleted Comments: War Is Glorious! Good For The Economy!

Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!

Deleted Comments: That Nazi Angela Merkel Just Doesn’t Understand The Superior White Race

So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!

Alabama Drive-In Rescues Children From Gay Threat Of ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Thank heavens people are still paying attention to what matters: Fretting about gay characters in movies.
Whatever. This is just a minor setback

Demons (Probably From Gay Animals) Drive Total Kook Gordon Klingenschmitt From Colorado Statehouse

Colorado god-botherer Gordon Klingenschmitt, one of our favorite rightwing loons, lost his primary bid for the state Senate. Whatever will he do now? Probably keep being a hateful douche.

All Of Indonesia Competing To Say Craziest Thing About The Gays

America isn't the only country where conservatives with a mouthpiece loudly use it to extol the icky iniquities of The Gays Who Do The Butt Stuff. Indonesian public figures seem to be playing a game of can-you-top-this with each...
Dear Editor: I have had it up to here with playing second fiddle to a bunch of stupid marshmallow horses...

Deleted Comments: Teen Savant Tells Insane Libtarted Communists, ‘YOUR SICKOS!’

Our Deleted Comments cup fairly runneth over with Derp this week, largely thanks to the efforts of one particularly verbose moron who figured out that once his account was banhammered, he could create a new one. SO CLEVER. All...
Just gonna put this here one more time.

Michigan Lawmakers Tried To Solve Flint Water Crisis By Banning Buttsex

You might not think of Michigan as being in the running for finding the gays the ickiest, but it's right up there with somewhere like West Virginia or Oklahoma or Kentucky. Thinking about the gays just makes the Michigan state...
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Uh-Oh, Wonkette’s Killing White Folks Again!

Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage...
Will this fossil find be retconned into the Spider-Man mythos?

Scientists Aroused By 99-Million-Year-Old Spider Boner: Your Saturday Nerdout

Hope you kids are ready for some full-on nerding today, because it is Saturday and we have news that brings together two of the best topics possible: Science and sexxytimes. Oh, sure, the sexxytimes involve arachnids, but that was...
The monument is 6 feet high, so that man and buggy must be HUGE

Oklahoma Has Cunning, Wildly Unconstitutional Plan To Keep The Gays From Marrying

What's an Oklahoman to do after the mean nasty libturd Supreme Court declared marriage equality the law of the land, full stop, no takesies backsies in 2015? Why, make it illegal for anyone with an STI to get married,...

Pastor Sure Government Is Fricasseeing Aborted Children With Guns, Or Something

We had to thumb back through the old Wonkette archives, getting virtual ink all over our fingers, to figure out if we had ever heard of this particular brand of gibbering idiot, evangelical edition. Weirdly, this is our first...