Wonkette

Here is a video from the future. 2022, we estimate. A colony of highly advanced space monsters have posted it to YouTube. We learn that after Barack Obama finishes his presidency, he becomes John McCain’s maid in a shanty town. It also looks like John McCain becomes a black person at some point, except for his head, which will always be white as snow. Never forget. [YouTube]

The Office of Drug Control Policy told the Students for Sensible Drug Policy that they were much too busy locking up Tommy Chong to get to a recent FOIA request, and that they could expect some action on it some time in the year 2207. MORE »