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Posts Tagged ‘the foreigns’

John McCain Is President Of Czechs!

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Velvet Revolutionaries love his velvety skin.He may be the underdog here at home, but he’s winning hearts and minds in the land of delicious beer. Hat tip to reader bitchincamaro. [Prague Post]


Hillary Clinton Elected President Of China And Mexico!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

He votes a straight wine-and-cheese ticketIf The Foreigns could elect America’s next president, they would probably vote for Hillary Clinton because she hearts NAFTA and has an acceptably white middle name. A smattering of anecdotes from Belgian grocers and Chinese business owners proves this devastating new fact! (Sorry Barack Hussein Obama, you can still be president of Kenya and Germany.) MORE »