A Day For New Lows!
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
- The Department of Homeland Security just began its new $634 billion dollar satellite surveillance program, despite some Democrats prattling on about how this thing violates “civil liberties” and “the law” or some such. [Wall Street Journal]
- Obama’s new Mexican telenovela stars a little boy with cancer who can’t see a doctor because McCain wants him to have cancer, because that’s what Bush would have wanted. [Ben Smith]
- Your President Bush has the highest disapproval rating in history! It’s 70% and even Nixon wasn’t quite as hated. [Political Wire]
- Did you know despicable foreign fatcats from exotic Muslim lands are giving Barack Obama dozens and dozens of dollars? [RedState]
- Sarah Palin wants you to know she has a gay friend! And still, she loves her! Joe Biden, on the other hand, has a black friend. [The Caucus]
- The Department of Homeland Security just began its new $634 billion dollar satellite surveillance program, despite some Democrats prattling on about how this thing violates “civil liberties” and “the law” or some such. [Wall Street Journal]
- Obama’s new Mexican telenovela stars a little boy with cancer who can’t see a doctor because McCain wants him to have cancer, because that’s what Bush would have wanted. [Ben Smith]
- Your President Bush has the highest disapproval rating in history! It’s 70% and even Nixon wasn’t quite as hated. [Political Wire]
- Did you know despicable foreign fatcats from exotic Muslim lands are giving Barack Obama dozens and dozens of dollars? [RedState]
- Sarah Palin wants you to know she has a gay friend! And still, she loves her! Joe Biden, on the other hand, has a black friend. [The Caucus]
That Barack Obama is a such a compulsive prevaricator that he cannot admit he speaks an exotic foreign tongue until he’s hanging out with a bunch of reporters. Remember how he very unpatriotically admitted feeling “embarrassed” that he doesn’t speak a foreign language? Well that was just a bunch of lies because he does speak some language, one that many people have not even heard of. Is it Klingon? 
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If The Foreigns could elect America’s next president, they would probably vote for Hillary Clinton because she hearts NAFTA and has an acceptably white middle name. A smattering of anecdotes from Belgian grocers and Chinese business owners proves this devastating new fact! (Sorry Barack Hussein Obama, you can still be president of Kenya and Germany.) 