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What's happening in the exciting/awful dullsville of dismantling America? Well, jaundiced boozebag John Boehner did just what his bosses told him -- he even...

Now in his sixth decade as the world's preeminent expert on U.S. foreign policy, retired Cuban president Fidel Castro writes in his newspaper column...

The economic recovery continues to be a complete fiction, like the Harry Potter books but without all the fun sex magick. Unemployment is officially...

Good morning, miserable jingoes! Here is your dumb news: The Japanese government has made a few small changes to "nuclear safety standards in schools."...

Here's something, to kill you with, after the Retirement Age is changed to "when you cannot stand up anymore, and your hands are gnarled...

Almost a year after the worst oil spill in Recorded History, the picturesque Gulf Coast is once again teeming with life: From Mexico to...

Digg this! Just remember that we are fighting civilians over there so that we don't have to spend money on schools and paved roads...

We thought he was plenty busy hating on Muslims -- and why can't the Muslims just shut their halal-holes and enjoy America's endless bloody...

Wait, why did they give this guy a show? Oh, never mind.

What did NASA send your Wonkette for some reason? Secret plans for the new Chevrolet space shuttle? A wacky "mash up" video of NASA...

Happy "Whoops, We Invaded Afghanistan" Day! (Of course, back then it was called "Operation Enduring Hooray We 'Liberated' Afghanistan from the Towelheads.") Nine years...

Today House Republicans will unveil their new dumb list of terrible threats, a "Pledge to America." What are these terrorists asking for, and how...

Lots of Wonkette readers sent us this embarrassing new GOP "America Speaking Out" website, because obviously we -- as Americans who speak -- should...

Barack Obama continued his "give speeches from the ruins of once-great industrial cities" tour today, visiting the stereotypical ruined rust-belt pit of Buffalo. He...

There's a cheery new article in the Atlantic about how this country will never ever recover and nobody will ever have jobs again --...

It's still early while your editor is typing these words, but thanks to the possible magic of "a scheduled warblog post," this should reach...

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