Tag: the economy

There Goes Barack Obama, Kicking Donald Trump In The Nads Again

Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'
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Moody’s: Donald Trump Would Be ‘Bad’ For The Economy, Is That Even Possible?

Moody's analyzed Donald Trump's economic plans. They are very bad, if what you want is "an economy."

Breitbart Does Great Job Fact-Checking Obama’s SOTU, Except For All The Facts

Shortly after the president concluded his final State of the Union, Breitbart -- the internet's shrieking, shit-throwing chimpanzee colony -- decided to "fact-check" the speech. It went as badly as you'd expect. Because we really love rubbing salt in the wounds of human beings as...

Your Labor Day Explainer Of Why None Of Us Have Jobs

On Friday, Ben Bernanke delivered a speech at Jackson Hole, in which he either said something that was very good news, or alternatively, said something very disappointing and you should get used to eating cat food and stealing WiFi....

Congress And Ben Bernanke On Who’s In Charge Of Economy: One Two Three Not It!

Whose PROBLEM is this, you might be wondering, as you try desperately to save for your children’s college education, pay off your own student loans, keep up with the mortgage payments on a house worth less than what you...

Who Will Rescue the Banks From these Anti-American Assaults on Their Freedom?

Remember a long, long time ago, WAY back, when the economy was ruined, possibly forever, along with life as we know it? Remember how this was all caused by a handful of banks but then this somehow got turned around...

Anthony Weiner Wants To Steal All Of Your Precious Goldline Coins

Anthony Weiner is trying to trick America into believing that teevee investment firm "Goldline" is a bit of a scam. What is with these liberals? Glenn Beck and Fred Thompson get it. They know that FDR issued an Executive...

Just FYI: Harry Reid Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With the Economy

Dear Nevada, Please stop blaming Harry Reid for your economic woes, because do you people even know what the economy (or Harry Reid) is? The Economy, like the Internet, is a series of tubes. Harry Reid is just an old...

Sex Is Not Recession-Proof, And Publicly Fan-Mailing Andrew Sullivan Apparently Not Sex-Proof

One of the many, many middle-aged couples who own socialist sex boutiques in LA—a demographic that's actually the plurality of Andrew Sullivan's readers—would like a business/pleasure bailout please. At this thing called a "Defending the American Dream Summit", famous...

Traversing The Atlantic

Let's see what the boys at the Atlantic have cooked up for us this month, in the magazine's March issue. There's war, and the economy, and Christianity—timeless subjects, all! There's also Christopher Hitchens, trying to one-up Adam Gopnik the...

John McCain Is A Mexican