the economy
Your Labor Day Explainer Of Why None Of Us Have Jobs
On Friday, Ben Bernanke delivered a speech at Jackson Hole, in which he either said something that was very good news, or alternatively, said something very disappointing and you should get used to eating cat food and stealing WiFi. But which is it? Very good or very disappointing? And how screwed are we? So many [...]
Congress And Ben Bernanke On Who’s In Charge Of Economy: One Two Three Not It!
Whose PROBLEM is this, you might be wondering, as you try desperately to save for your children’s college education, pay off your own student loans, keep up with the mortgage payments on a house worth less than what you owe on it, hope that you do not get sick, and contemplate a retirement age of [...]
Who Will Rescue the Banks From these Anti-American Assaults on Their Freedom?
Remember a long, long time ago, WAY back, when the economy was ruined, possibly forever, along with life as we know it? Remember how this was all caused by a handful of banks but then this somehow got turned around and blamed on bunch of Poors? And then, remember how we gave them a bunch of money [...]
Just FYI: Harry Reid Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With the Economy
Dear Nevada, Please stop blaming Harry Reid for your economic woes, because do you people even know what the economy (or Harry Reid) is? The Economy, like the Internet, is a series of tubes. Harry Reid is just an old man from Nevada. So why must you insist that Harry Reid is somehow related to [...]
Sex Is Not Recession-Proof, And Publicly Fan-Mailing Andrew Sullivan Apparently Not Sex-Proof
One of the many, many middle-aged couples who own socialist sex boutiques in LA—a demographic that’s actually the plurality of Andrew Sullivan’s readers—would like a business/pleasure bailout please. [Daily Dish] At this thing called a “Defending the American Dream Summit”, famous bald prostitute Joe the Famous Bald Prostitute criticized Michael Steele, for such is the [...]
Traversing The Atlantic
Let’s see what the boys at the Atlantic have cooked up for us this month, in the magazine’s March issue. There’s war, and the economy, and Christianity—timeless subjects, all! There’s also Christopher Hitchens, trying to one-up Adam Gopnik the only way he knows how: by writing disparaging remarks in Sharpie on his face.
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