• One of the many, many middle-aged couples who own socialist sex boutiques in LA—a demographic that’s actually the plurality of Andrew Sullivan’s readers—would like a business/pleasure bailout please. [Daily Dish]
• At this thing called a “Defending the American Dream Summit”, famous bald prostitute Joe the Famous Bald Prostitute criticized Michael Steele, for such is the popular fashion of the times, for trying to make conservatism all about “hip hop,” a black language aphorism which the Politico will translate just in time for AC 360 tonight. [RedState]
• Just hang on in there America, until the 2009’s third quarter, when the economy will fix itself and apologize to everyone it has wronged. [AMERICAblog]
• Obama is going on about something again, what is it this time, oh, schools. Schools. Let’s make the kids do more math, and reading too! There. That should do it. [The Caucus]
• Human simulacrum Richard Gere has called out Madame Secretary Hillary Clinton! For apparently “misspeaking” about the role of human rights in the economic crisis. So, Hillary Clinton has been embarrassed, publicly, by an aging, vaguely sad gray-haired ladykiller. Interesting. [CNN Political Ticker]

Let’s see what the boys at the Atlantic have cooked up for us this month, in the magazine’s March issue. There’s war, and the economy, and Christianity—timeless subjects, all! There’s also Christopher Hitchens, trying to one-up Adam Gopnik the only way he knows how: by writing disparaging remarks in Sharpie on his face. MORE »

• The only thing Hillary has going for her is tears, huh? [Wizbang Politics]
• Huck likes to call people up and share his opinions with them! [TPM]
• Here’s a whole bunch of silly things about Barack Obama that aren’t true, but did you know that he’s Kenyan? [Carpetbagger Report]
• Mom and Dad want to talk to George about his allowance. [Swamp Politics]
• White people can’t help but say silly racist things. [Left Coaster]
• John McCain is an illegal immigrant. [Redstate]
• The government wants to control the temperature of you’re house. [WorldNet Daily]
• Dana Carvey still does impressions. [IMAO]