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Posts Tagged ‘the devil’

POLITICAL COSTUMES

Sexy Toilet Teabagger Halloween Party!

Friday, October 30th, 2009

This is where Mizz Wonkette ends up around 4 a.m.
Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. “I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme,” Tony types to us. So is this our first “costume picture” of Halloween Eve? Come on people, send your political fun costume pix NOW. But don’t go as “Sexy Nancy Pelosi” because that one’s taken … by Nancy Pelosi!


SATAN IS REAL

6.66 Million On Unemployment, Because of the Devil

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Because Obama is the Antichrist!
The good news is that new unemployment claims were down a bit from the previous terrible week. The bad news is that there were more new jobless people than dumb economists had predicted. The worse news is that we now have 6.66 million people getting unemployment benefits, which proves the Devil is not only a true thing, but He’s here in America, having fun. Oh also millions more have just completely given up even looking for work, and their unemployment payments ran out long ago. [Bloomberg]


JESUSLAND

South Carolina Mayor ‘Just Curious’ If Obama’s the Antichrist, From The Bible

Monday, September 29th, 2008

The brave mayor of some little South Carolina suburb has been very busy forwarding everybody some emails (and probably this old Wonkette post) about whether that colored fellow Barack Obama is perhaps some creature sent by The Devil to have a mythological war with Dead Jesus — you know, the Anti-Christ! MORE »