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Posts Tagged ‘the daily show’

EVERYONE IS MEAN ON TELEVISION

Jim Cramer, Joe Scarborough Have Had Enough Of These Jon Stewart LIES

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Last week on his Daily Show, Jon Stewart did something that’s been a very popular trend on the Internet for about two years now: he searched “cnbc wrong” on YouTube and showed clips for five to ten minutes, with minimal commentary, because there is just too much CNBC badness on the YouTubes. (He didn’t even get some of the REALLY good stuff, like when a guest would come on in early 2007, say that housing prices would fall and land us in a major recession, and be met with a terrifying response of ear-crushing drunk laughter and almost violent mockery.) The segment was extremely popular, and CNBC has been in damage control ever since. And what’s a better way to make the whole episode quietly disappear than by putting loud bear-frog Jim Cramer on teevee shows to scream at Jon Stewart, for being mean? MORE »


SEXYTIMES

Bill O’Reilly Makes Awkward Appearance On The Daily Show

Friday, November 14th, 2008

One of the personalities everyone in America mocks on a daily basis, Bill O’Reilly, went on Jon Stewart’s political comedy program The Daily Show last night to promote his insanely titled new book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity. O’Reilly tries to appear affable for the hippie crowd, but for O’Reilly that means bullying his host with the words, “Listen, Stewart,” and saying all liberals are fags with no “traditional values.” Stewart insults O’Reilly constantly, too! Culture Wars! Part 1 is above, Part 2 after the jump. MORE »


JON STEWART

‘Terry? How Do You Do That?’

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008


Jon Stewart marvels at Terry McAuliffe’s fantastical refusal to confront reality. “Kiss my ass, Barack,” Terry says, and a bunch of other comical things. Will Terry McAuliffe look back on these last days of the campaign and feel ashamed of his terrible buffoonery? Probably not, because he will be drunk on Puerto Rican rum. [The Daily Show]


JON STEWART

MSNBC to Survive on Other Outlets Making Fun of It

Thursday, January 10th, 2008


The best thing about having Jon Stewart back, for now, is that he can bring the Chris Matthews Makefun-athon to the teevee. It’s a tough thing, making fun of Chris Matthews, but every now and then, the MSNBC host gets a wee bit slappy.


OHIO

Rumors On The Internets: Born For Porn

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

* Jim Webb faces a dilemma — will his new book have as many father/son blowjob scenes as the last one, or does he want to be vice president? [Political Wire]
* Yes. Americans unequivocally have a right to as much porn as they can possibly consume. [Blogs for Bush]
* Voters are already sick of all the actual presidential candidates. [Hit & Run]
* Diplomats in Tehran think the U.S. is just crazy enough to do it. [Jerusalem Post]
* Jon Stewart vs. John Bolton ends in a hit, a palpable hit. [C&L]
* Ohio Governor Ted Strickland loves the sexing. [ Pandagon]
* Norah O’Donnell: so perty yet so braindead. [Think Progress]
* Riding in cars with presidents. [Rude Pundit]


JON STEWART

Remainders: When Your Ass Can Cash All The Checks Your Mouth Writes

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
  • Republican congressman keeps day job after trying hand at blogging, comedy. [The Hill Blog]

  • Two-and-a-half years in office and Schwarzenegger is still shocked by how redneck California actually is. [AP]
  • If Kos is getting paid to hate Lieberman then his credibility will be, well, about the same as ours. [The Nation]
  • Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah gives $1.5 billion, with a “b,” to aid Lebanese reconstruction efforts; feels the same way you do after dropping a nickel on the street. [AKI]
  • Jon Stewart is so predictable you can set your binge drinking by him. [Comedy Central] MORE »


THE DAILY SHOW

Ted Stevens, Internet Expert, Goes National

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

THE DAILY SHOW

Go Suck on a Chalupa

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Okay, this really doesn’t have much to do with politics or current affairs. Immigration, maybe? MORE »


DICK CHENEY

Dick Cheney’s Likes and Dislikes

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

If you’re like us, you’re annoyed that the Daily Show’s list of what Dick Cheney finds offensive and inoffensive, shown on last night’s show, flashed on the screen for about two seconds. Fortunately, we have a screen cap. Here it is: MORE »


THE DAILY SHOW

Grand Theft Auto: Okay in Chevy Chase, But Not in Southeast

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

As our friends at The Daily Show recently noted, Rep. Joseph Pitts (R-PA) has some interesting views on video game violence and America’s youth. Check it out: MORE »


THE DAILY SHOW

Samantha Bee Is Watching You

Friday, June 16th, 2006

What can we say? We have a terrible weakness for The Daily Show around here. And even though it’s your civic and comedic duty to watch it, we tune in too — so you don’t have to. MORE »