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Tag: the daily show

Obama Trolls Holy Hell Out Of Trump, By Explaining How Freedom Of Press Works

President Obama used his last news conference ever to send Donald Trump a little message about how America works.
Whatever. This is just a minor setback

Demons (Probably From Gay Animals) Drive Total Kook Gordon Klingenschmitt From Colorado Statehouse

Colorado god-botherer Gordon Klingenschmitt, one of our favorite rightwing loons, lost his primary bid for the state Senate. Whatever will he do now? Probably keep being a hateful douche.

Barack Obama Can Slow-Jam Us ANY TIME. Your Weekly Top Ten.

YOU COME HERE AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Gov. Nikki Haley Not Entirely Sure Why Y’all Gotta Be Such Bigots

It is a day in America, which means it's time to tell you about some new bullshit anti-LGBT legislation. Republican state Senator Lee Bright of South Carolina has introduced a bill (S. 1203) to make sure none of those big scary...
Answers is tough and is not my favorite.

Marco Rubio Thinks President Obama Is No-Class Bitch

La di da and fiddle dee dee, who knew Miss Marco Rubio was such a delicate little flower? But he is, it turns out, because while sitting on the Stupid Sofa of Stupid on "Fox & Friends," the soon-to-be-unemployed...
Manhater

Correction: Barack Obama Is Not In Fact The Antichrist

Best newspaper correction ever or BEST EVER?Here's the original letter. It's quite something: Who and what is Barack Obama? Obama claims nobody can stop him or change anything he's done. This evil must come to pass before the Lord's return...

Mike Huckabee Can’t Believe Beyonce Still Hasn’t Resigned In Disgrace

Mike Huckabee, perpetual maybe-presidential candidate, wrote a book about what's wrong with America. Everything, basically, is wrong with America -- including the Obamas allowing their daughters to get their hippity-hop on to Beyonce's whore music. But it's not as...
nautical times

Watch Jon Stewart’s Favorite Midterms Batsh*t Moments (Video)

Jon Stewart brings us more yummy electoral goodness, starting with a brief montage of precious election moments: Mitch McConnell's bizarre b-roll ad and subsequent #McConnelling, Charlie Crist's fan, Joni Ernst cutting nutz, and New York Republican Michael Grimm and...

Election Day Fun: Researchers Reveal Democrats And Republicans’ Most Favoritest TV Shows

It’s Election Day! Are you a Democrat? Great, go vote and then enjoy a nice episode of Modern Family or Community! Are you a Republican? Pshaw, your side already has this election in the bag, so just stay home and enjoy...
He will now take his ball and go home

Bill O’Reilly Has Won Forever, So Rest Of Media Can Just Go Home Now

Fox News Walking Ego Bill O'Reilly had a little chat with his own network's Media Buzz Sunday, and told host Howard Kurtz that the lamestream media doesn't bother him anymore, because he has WON against them. "At first they tried...
Obamacare FAIL not so FAIL actually

The Daily Show: Nurse’s Job Killed To Death By Obamacare (Video)

The Daily Show's Jordan Klepper investigates the Obamacare Apocalypse and what went wrong with everything that's supposedly going wrong but somehow isn't. Weird! He manages to find one nurse who says she lost her job because of Obamacare --...

The Daily Show’s Jessica Williams For Queen

You know Jessica Williams, the young black woman on The Daily Show. You love Jessica Williams. The first time you saw Jessica Williams -- maybe it was that video above! -- you said, "who is this girl she is...

Watch Jon Stewart Explainer Chris Christie’s BridgeGate; Stephen Colbert Tells You About ‘Winter’

Our Clipbait for today brings you Jon Stewart unraveling last September's political-retribution traffic jams on the George Washington Bridge, and Stephen Colbert wrestles with this whole "it's cold" concept. For folks who haven't been following BridgeGate, TDS explains what happened...

Jerry Brown’s Stormtroopers Might Actually Pry Some Guns From Some Cold Dead Hands, and Other Gun News

Hi diddly ho, Wonkerinos! It has been awhile since we submerged ourselves in the crazy world of America’s most prominent and deadly fetish. Frankly, we were feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the stories of people accidentally blowing away...

The Jon Stewart Of Egypt Has His Very Own Glenn Beck

If it wasn't for Jon Stewart making them all laugh through the pain, libruhls would have slapped their own faces to death a long time ago. But now, the same comic relief is available to Egyptians, who are in...

Tony The Tiger On Jon Stewart’s Vagina Manger: Tastes Grrrreat!

The Catholic League's Bill Donohue is none-too-pleased with the Kellogg's family of cereals, as it unaccountably refused to yield to his demands that it immediately stop advertising on the Jonathan Stewartsky Half-Hour Jew Hour That Hates Goys Full-Time. Oooooh,...