The Only Way To Escape Barack & Hillary
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
The U.S. Government should take its steroids-investigating funds and purchase one of these for every member of the media (the entire U.S. population). We can hide in them until the evening of April 22, cover the Pennsylvania primary results, and then return to hiding until Sinbad defeats the terrorists in Bosnia, again. [QSleeper]
The U.S. Government should take its steroids-investigating funds and purchase one of these for every member of the media (the entire U.S. population). We can hide in them until the evening of April 22, cover the Pennsylvania primary results, and then return to hiding until Sinbad defeats the terrorists in Bosnia, again. [QSleeper]
Hillary’s Funny Story About Wanting To Join The Marines
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
In light of the Sinbad-Bosnia scandal, Hillary’s entire history of funny Tuff Guy statements is being reexamined. This process alone could endure well past Hillary’s lifetime. But here’s a fun treat: In 1994, Hillary says she thought about joining the Marines in 1975, but then the recruiter made robotic sexist statements about her, so she decided to become a Monster instead. MORE »
In light of the Sinbad-Bosnia scandal, Hillary’s entire history of funny Tuff Guy statements is being reexamined. This process alone could endure well past Hillary’s lifetime. But here’s a fun treat: In 1994, Hillary says she thought about joining the Marines in 1975, but then the recruiter made robotic sexist statements about her, so she decided to become a Monster instead. MORE »
More Funny ‘Hillary Does Bosnia’ Video
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
CBS is loving the hell out of this Bosnia story, the one where Hillary fabricated an entire event to make herself look like a Tuff Guy. Here’s the latest, most thorough report on the matter. If you still cannot understand the offensive nature of Hillary’s actions, check out Liberal Blog X, and it will angrily explain why this offends you. [YouTube]
CBS is loving the hell out of this Bosnia story, the one where Hillary fabricated an entire event to make herself look like a Tuff Guy. Here’s the latest, most thorough report on the matter. If you still cannot understand the offensive nature of Hillary’s actions, check out Liberal Blog X, and it will angrily explain why this offends you. [YouTube]
Hillary’s Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
Hillary went on Pittsburgh radio station KDKA today to talk more about that time snipers were shooting at her in Bosnia — you know, the thing that never happened. Yesterday she claimed that she “misspoke” when she said “I remember, particularly, a trip to Bosnia, where the welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire,” as a qualification to be president of the United States. In today’s interview she asks for a little slack, because it’s the first time she’s misspoken in 12 years: MORE »
Hillary went on Pittsburgh radio station KDKA today to talk more about that time snipers were shooting at her in Bosnia — you know, the thing that never happened. Yesterday she claimed that she “misspoke” when she said “I remember, particularly, a trip to Bosnia, where the welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire,” as a qualification to be president of the United States. In today’s interview she asks for a little slack, because it’s the first time she’s misspoken in 12 years: MORE »
Clinton Campaign Claims Hillary “Misspoke” With Blatant, Hilarious Bosnia Lie
Monday, March 24th, 2008
Here’s the best video ever, again, that contrasts Hillary’s account of being shot at by snipers in Bosnia with what really happened — she greeted children while Sinbad and Sheryl Crow boogied in the background. Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson responded to the objective lie today with the closest Clinton admission to guilt in History: “It is possible” that she “misspoke.” If you think like Ken Starr, that is! MORE »
Here’s the best video ever, again, that contrasts Hillary’s account of being shot at by snipers in Bosnia with what really happened — she greeted children while Sinbad and Sheryl Crow boogied in the background. Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson responded to the objective lie today with the closest Clinton admission to guilt in History: “It is possible” that she “misspoke.” If you think like Ken Starr, that is! MORE »