Tag: the blaze

No one will be able to read them, anyway.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 6, 2016

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Tomi Lahren: Maybe Terence Crutcher’s Death Was A Tragedy, But Sometimes Black People Are Mean On Twitter

Tomi Lahren, everyone's new favorite ray of sunshine, has issued her official response to Tulsa police officers shooting Terence Crutcher for being a black man standing next to a car that had broken down. And -- because she is...

Tomi Lahren Says Colin Kaepernick Only Allowed To Protest His Own Dad

Tomi Lahren is clearly triggered by seeing black people protest racism, maybe she needs a safe space?

Glenn Beck Says ‘Black Lives Matter,’ Because Obviously WAIT UP, GLENN BECK SAID WHAT???

Glenn Beck correct about a thing, STOP THE PRESSES.

White Lady Tomi Lahren SO MAD Jesse Williams Won’t Thank Her For Freeing The Slaves

Tomi Lahren is sick and tired of being victimized by black people who won't pretend racism doesn't exist.
Oh christ, she's TRYING to be funny...

Sarah Palin Right About Thing, When Thing = ‘Don’t Wish Gang-Rape On Sarah Palin’

<a href="http://wonkette.com/599566/half-term-governor-says-half-term-senator-too-inexperienced-to-be-half-term-president"></a>Never say that Wonkette is not fair to Sarah Palin. Oh yeah, we are usually making hilarious jokes about how she quits everything and she's a giant grifter and she can't talk good, and maybe if she spent...
This must be the politest society in anime

High School Students Try To Do Journalism On Guns, Gun-Humpers Freak Out

The wingnuttosphere is up in arms -- concealed, openly carried, and hidden in the underwear drawer where their kids will never find them -- over an "invasive" survey that some Texas high school journalists put together to gather information...

Bristol Palin SO MAD At Obama For Doing Thing He Didn’t Actually Do, GRRRRR

We are not generally in favor of swearing cusses at children, because they are children, and that is Not Classy. But man, if there is one child for whom we would consider making an exception, it's this BLEEPING kid, CJ...
Just a racist, his gun, his flag, and his spring planting project

Charleston Killer’s Favorite Racist Gave A Bunch Of Money To Top Republicans, Oops

By now you've probably read about what's believed to be Dylann Roof's idiot manifesto, detailing all his insights into The Blacks and The Jews. It's the usual loathsome pile of racist crap, but he does at least let us know...
By now, we can't imagine anyone would make a big deal about it.

Obama Trolling Donald Trump Again, Will Visit Kenya, Or Home Sweet Home

In a move that shouldn't provoke any hysteria at all on the internet, the White House announced that President Obama will travel to Kenya in July for the "2015 Global Entrepreneurship Summit (GES)," which is a "global platform connecting...
Dana Loesch, America's greatest living satirist

Dana Loesch Has Very Clever, Satirical Humor Thoughts About Dumb Ay-rabs

Move over, Mark Twain, because there's a new master of English-language political satire, and it is bespectacled she-troll Dana Loesch! It has been a while since Loesch graced us with her signature brand of satire. Thankfully, she is here...
Lyra, you doofus. Bon Bon's a girl... you don't even need those, silly pony...

Hero Science Man Matt Walsh: Feminists Hate Women, Because Slut Pills Kill

Matt Walsh, a dingus who writes for Glenn Beck's Flaming Internet Hole, presents a science-based case against The Pill, which he has discovered is really, really bad for women, because SCIENCE. For one thing, he read a genuine medical...
Do not takesess our precious.

Liberal Lawmaker Owns A Gun AND Favors Gun Control. Impossible!

Big scoopy scoop over at The Blaze, Glenn Beck’s online home for his continuing total emotional and mental breakdown now cruising through its – let’s see, how old is Glenn Beck? – its 50th year. Seems Missouri state Sen....
That game kind of got into my head a few years back

Wingnuts Peeing Themselves In Hilarity Over Climate Change March, ‘Science’

New York City hosted a big Climate Change protest on Sunday, and that's cool and all, because raising awareness and solidarity and all that. There were hippies and signs and moms with kids in strollers and probably big protest...
You'll never get anywhere with that de-fetus attitude

Dallas Police Launch Manhunt After Miscarried Fetus Found In High School Restroom

Big excitement at Woodrow Wilson High School in Dallas, where a fetus was found in a women's restroom Friday, leading to approximately five million police descending on the school, as well as an equal number of shocked reactions about...

The Blaze So Excited About Tennessee Restaurant That Really Loves Gun Humpers

Though the gun humpers are hell-bent on humping their guns everywhere, they've recently suffered some setbacks with places like Target and Chipotle taking away their god-given Second Amendment freedoms by not letting them roll into the store on a...