What are the three moms of One Million Moms yipping about today? Oh, just that Geico is trying to turn your little darlings into pig-fuckers, that is all, no big deal. The moms behind such classic press releases as “How to declare victory over Ellen Degeneres in three easy steps” and “I kissed a girl (and I didn’t like it)” have some thoughts on why you should not let your children fuck pigs, and neither trichinosis nor pig-fucking’s obvious unkosherness seems to make the cut. Read more on Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs…