Two issues “on the table” in this week’s heads-a-bloggin’ exchange between your editor and Choire Sicha: that goddamned White House Correspondents Association Dinner/Jerkoff, and a curious new marketing video put out by our former employers at Gawker Media. Who will win?! MORE »

We heard your cries of horror, so this week’s edition is three minutes long and PACKED with health & safety tips from The Awl’s Choire Sicha, so you won’t die of the pig-bird-hybrid flu! [The Awl]

WTF? Oh look it’s Choire Sicha & Ken Layne’s hit new teevee show, Gossip Girl, at THE AWL. MORE »

HOORAY A BLOG! It is about time that former Wonkette guest editor/contributor Choire Sicha and his little friend Alex Balk stopped being weird and just started doing another blog together, like they did and Gawker and then at Radar, until the latter was purchased and written by an anonymous pornographer. So here is their thing, “The Awl.” Be sure to print it out every morning! [The Awl]