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TRAVERSING THE ATLANTIC

Proportionate Responses: “This Is Only The Second Time In Its Nearly Ten-Year History That The Dish Has Gone Silent.”

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009


ATTN: Andrew Sullivan has postponed the Internet today. MORE »


THURSDAYS ARE FOR MAGAZINES

The Atlantic Makes Us Happy On Several Levels Today

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Sup friends? Welcome to Thursdays, welcome to magazines, etc. Today it’s INTERN’S CHOICE, as it is your Intern Juli’s last day here at Wonkette (for the time being??)—and of course, with respect to our current understandings of the terms “Intern”, “Juli” and “Wonkette.” Cliff-hanger!

Anyway: back to the Atlantic, which is your Intern’s Choice, because they’ve published another one of their famous Let’s Do Something Zeitgeisty! Issues. And the centrifugal force powering our round table today? Happiness. MORE »


DC'S MOST IMPORTANT JOURNALISTIC DINNER-DANCE

Your Anti-Climactic And Partial Wonkette WHCD 2k9 Report, With Fotos!

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Just to the left of this photo is a 9-foot 350-pound brainsmasher who happens to be Rahm Emanuel’s Secret Service guy (he usually carries Rahm around on piggyback, with Rahm brandishing a whip, yelling, “Faster, seeee?”) As the flash goes off, Rahm is saying to this Colossus, basically, “Why is the fucking Wonkette kid taking my fucking picture at this fucking Atlantic party?” But that cannot be confirmed.

Oh you want more pictures from the two things we went to this weekend, for the White House Dinner-Dance? Sorry, you’re not on the list, and we can’t let anyone who isn’t on the list look at our photos. But okay. MORE »


THURSDAYS ARE FOR MAGAZINES

Traversing The Atlantic

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Let’s see what the boys at the Atlantic have cooked up for us this month, in the magazine’s March issue. There’s war, and the economy, and Christianity—timeless subjects, all! There’s also Christopher Hitchens, trying to one-up Adam Gopnik the only way he knows how: by writing disparaging remarks in Sharpie on his face. MORE »


NO YOU'RE NOT

Are You Sexy Enough For Marc Ambinder’s Obama Club?

Monday, November 10th, 2008

We are sitting on our hands, in a cold sweat, staring at the floor, WAITING for Marc Ambinder to decide on our request to join the sexiest fanciest Facebook club ever that we found today. Must be worthy… must be worthy. You can try and join too! Are you “working on” the presidential transition? HONOR CODE, PEOPLE. Ambinder will sniff you out if you’re lying! Apparently the Ambinder Transition Sex Club is also looking for a social chair. We nominate Intern Juli. IF WE EVEN GET IN! [Facebook]


METRO SECTION

Anthrax Never Tasted So Sweet

Friday, October 31st, 2008
  • Your city is suing the Bank of America, as the bank’s employees have been scamming D.C. with fake property tax checks since the 90s, when people still had property. [Washington Post]
  • Terrible meta-pseudoterrorism strikes the Atlantic Monthly, as a Documenterrorian sent the magazine some PR materials for a film about anthrax, which included a bag of sugar labeled “anthrax.” [Fishbowl DC]
  • The free shuttles that you enjoyed to your Nationals games are maybe being threatened! [WTOP]
  • The debate about Maryland slots (slots) rages on, as teachers are in need of gambling revenues but don’t want everyone to become addicted and gamble away their life savings, which for an Average American Family includes three cans of soup and a Sarah Palin Halloween costume. [DC Examiner]
  • That prostitute boss lady, the “D.C. Madam,” who died last year, has conclusively died of suicide. [DCist]

FANCY REDESIGNS

Andrew Sullivan Gets Really Mad At Politics Then Designs Insane Atlantic Cover

Monday, October 6th, 2008

… That’s the mostly likely explanation for this — that Sullivan got mad about Joe Biden’s health records and then took out his crayons and scribbled this new cover, which the publishers just assumed was artistic because Sullivan is gay. This is unreadable and very communist-looking. A cursory glance suggests that this issue is about how women and blogs are coming to kill us, but we knew that already. [Marc Ambinder]


MISSING PERSONS

A Children’s Treasury Of Paranoid Speculations Regarding The Whereabouts Of Andrew Sullivan

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Server upgrade?The most prolific blogger ever in the history of mankind has been dark since yesterday, and anxious readers have come up with a bunch of creative explanations far beyond his colleague Marc Ambinder’s simple and obvious, “He’s taking a couple days off.” Join us as we enter the dark labyrinthine souls and speculations of Sullivan readers… MORE »


IMPORTANT POLITICAL ESSAYS

Clinton Campaign’s Internal E-mails More Or Less Confirm Staff’s Insanity

Monday, August 11th, 2008

WALNUTS!For the last few days, the folks at the Atlantic magazine have been hyping a piece from senior editor Joshua Green about the (not so) mysterious inner workings of Hillary Clinton’s terrible campaign staff, claiming Green had procured 200(!) internal e-mails and memos. Such teases! This is sort of like waving crack in front of John Edwards’ crack baby, but then saying “you have to wait for the September issue of crack to come out in three days.” But it’s out now, and we read it, and there’s not much you haven’t already known for months or couldn’t have predicted. It has its moments, however. Wait until you read about Mark Penn’s “FUN” invisible people button for the website! MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

‘The Atlantic’s’ Rove Story Demonstrates Mastery of Accidental Timing

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Even the weather has turned against Bush - Wonkette“With more than a year left in the fading Bush presidency, Karl Rove’s worst days in the White House may still lie ahead of him.”
— First sentence of the lead story in the September Atlantic.

Whoops. But hey, their revamped revamped website looks neat! MORE »


TOP

Andrew Sullivan Lured to ‘The Atlantic’ by David Bradley’s Scones

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

You ever wonder what David Bradley thought about Andrew Sullivan? Or about David Bradley? Here’s a hint: he loves them both! An operative sent us one of David’s periodic rambling company-wide memos, this one announcing the (here’s the news, by the way) hiring of Andrew Sullivan at The Atlantic, and the moving of his blog there from Time’s NEW AND IMPROVED website.

My Colleagues:

Probably lifting the thought from someone else, though I’ve long forgotten, I’ve spent my adult years believing that life is a sine curve of inevitable highs following inevitable lows. What is new to me, in this second career, is that the highs are much higher in journalism and the lows much lower. I had not understood, before, how wide could be the band of emotions.

This afternoon is one of the high highs for me. Andrew Sullivan has accepted James Bennet’s and my offer to join T he Atlantic as Senior Editor. Andrew will publish his blog, The Daily Dish , exclusively on The Atlantic website and contribute longer-form pieces to the magazine. To say this is a lift to our internet work hardly honors what Andrew has accomplished. Ranked in that highest priesthood of American bloggers, Andrew has a monthly following of over two million readers.

The entire crazy letter, including baked bribery, after the jump.

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