Next to basketball, Barack Obama’s favorite hobby is to take Leftover Fetuses — known as “table scraps” in the White House kitchen — mix them up in a blender, sit them atop a bed of arugula and a balsamic reduction, and DINE. This is called embryonic stem cell research, and he passed an executive order today easing restrictions on it. On the other hand, he reiterated a strong stance against Human Cloning, which is the only *fun* part of stem cell research, so basically he should be impeached, yesterday. MORE »