Tag: the 47 percent

The REAL numbers are far worse, like when you include retired people and children!

Trump Delegates Can’t Believe How Terrible The Economy Is For Everyone But Them

Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.
Flim and Flam Flem want their outfits back

Pretend Smart Person Ben Stein Thinks Donald Trump’s A Moron, Endorses Donald Trump

Goddamn Ben Stein let words dribble out of his goddamn mouth hole again, and the Guardian inexplicably wrote them down and printed them.
Why are you doing class warfare on Bill O'Reilly?

Bill O’Reilly Knows Who Has It Rough In This Country, And It Is The Rich

Oh look, Bill O'Reilly is protecting the rich again! You will be very surprised to learn that in a Monday segment that was ostensibly about "income inequality in America," O'Reilly explained that the real inequality in America is all...

Return Of The Lucky Duckies: Fox’s Greg Gutfeld Wishes He Was Poor So He Could Live It Up

Hey, kids, remember when the Wall Street Journal started using the charming phrase "lucky duckies" to refer to those high-living Poors who don't pay any taxes at all, except for payroll taxes, sales taxes, Social Security tax, property...

Dear Hero 47% Dude: Please Do Not Go To Law School

This week the man behind the video that completely disproved any thesis that Mitt Romney was capable of human emotions other than wrath and hatred went inside of Ed Schultz’s grizzly cave and self-doxxed. The world finally was able...

Funmeister Newt Gingrich Says GOP Needs To Be A ‘Happy Party’

Hey, GOP sad sacks! Fun-time Newt Gingrich has a nifty idea for you all to become way more popular! Instead of being a bunch of Grumpy Gusses, why not reach out to everyday Americans and "be a happy party"?...

Recovering Weirdo Congressbum Thaddeus McCotter Wrote A Short Story! It’s Not Very Good!

Greetings, prose-act nation, and welcome to Doktor Zoom's Fanfic Corner. Today, we'll be sampling some awesome fan fiction from around the web. Our first selection is from a site that doesn't usually run fanfic, Tucker Carlson's Internet Tendency. It's...

Ann Romney Worries About Mitt’s Brain Parts If He’s Elected

Ann Romney is just plain baiting the Professional Comedy Industry now, isn't she? Over the weekend, she said in an interview that if her servo-mechanical partner becomes President, her "biggest concern, obviously, would just be for his mental well-being."...

Host for Romney’s ‘Half Of America Can Get Bent’ Speech Is Big Fan Of Sexxytime Pool Parties

So it turns out that Mother Jones reporter David Corn has now identified the location and date of that fundraiser where Willard Mittensbjørn Rømney proclaimed that he has no use for 47% of the American people because they are...

Video: Mitt Romney Really, Really (Really) Does Not Care For You People

It starts out fairly anodyne -- Ol' Miffed Romney talking to his base. (Not "the" base of uncouth teatards, his base of Lehmann Bros. execs or the like.) But very soon, he becomes ... what is the word? Unhinged?...