Tag: that’s racist

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Arkansas School Not Racist, Just Wants To Make Sure The Blacks Don’t Gangbang Everybody

Maumelle High School in Maumelle, Arkansas, is doing real good at the racial issues, y'all. At least it's TRYING, but mean liberal ACLU-types are up in its grill saying, "THAT'S RACIST!" And here is why: Shortly after arriving at school Wednesday morning,...
Well yeah, it kinda is!

California School Board Might Give The Mexican Children Air Conditioning Even Though They Are Mexican, Hooray!

A lady on the school board in Martinez, California, name of Denise Elsken, made people very mad in March, by saying that this one elementary school, where the white kids go, needs all the A/C, and that this other...

Voice Of Michigan Wolverines Football Thinks Tiger Woods & All The Blacks Should Be Proud Of Fried Chicken Eating Ways

Frank Beckmann, the long-time radio voice of the University of Michigan and severely Caucasian right-wing radio host/newspaper columnist, took time out from his normal activities (holding hands with football coaches and singing Josh Groban songs) to explain to his...

RACIST LAWN DECORATIONS FOR SALE, IN 2010, IN NEW JERSEY: Hooray for Diversity of Thought! An alert Wonkette operative found these charming lawn jockeys and other racist trinkets common in the 19th Century available for sale right now! "WE...

Meet Alvin Greene, South Carolina’s Democratic Candidate For Senate

KKK prank Alvin Greene gives a painful telephone interview here, and whoa man, now you know what makes South Carolina Republicans laugh.

Nancy Reagan’s Thanksgiving Offering: Monkey Bread!

Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing pill-popping anorexic Nancy Reagan was known to "cook," at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight the people at the...

UNACCEPTABLE WONKETTE AD NOTED, REMOVED: Argh, so we go out to dinner and come back to see the former nice Obama T-shirts ad "updated" with Barack Obama as a monkey. Sweet. Ad is deleted. Thanks for letting us know....