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  finger lickin' shameful

Voice Of Michigan Wolverines Football Thinks Tiger Woods & All The Blacks Should Be Proud Of Fried Chicken Eating Ways

Frank Beckmann, the long-time radio voice of the University of Michigan and severely Caucasian right-wing radio host/newspaper columnist, took time out from his normal activities (holding hands with football coaches and singing Josh Groban songs) to explain to his Detroit News audience that African-Americans shouldn’t be ashamed about that whole black people eating fried chicken stereotype because these stereotypes really should be symbols of pride for the African-American community that Frank Beckmann knows and loves so well. Read more on Voice Of Michigan Wolverines Football Thinks Tiger Woods & All The Blacks Should Be Proud Of Fried Chicken Eating Ways…
  racial progress

RACIST LAWN DECORATIONS FOR SALE, IN 2010, IN NEW JERSEY: Hooray for Diversity of Thought! An alert Wonkette operative found these charming lawn jockeys and other racist trinkets common in the 19th Century available for sale right now! “WE WILL BE OPEN SELLING OUR CUSTOM MADE STATUES,” says the Craigslist ad. “WE ALSO HAVE VERY LARGE HUGE RED SHOTGUN SHELL MAILBOX WE CATER TO ALL PAST PURCHASERS AND TRUE AMERICANS. WOW WOW WOW.” Uhh. [Craigslist] Read more on …
  famous first-lady recipes

Nancy Reagan’s Thanksgiving Offering: Monkey Bread!

Whatever the hell “monkey bread” might be — something racist, we assume — it was the thing pill-popping anorexic Nancy Reagan was known to “cook,” at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight the people at the Holiday Table with this splendid treat. Read more on Nancy Reagan’s Thanksgiving Offering: Monkey Bread!…
 

UNACCEPTABLE WONKETTE AD NOTED, REMOVED: Argh, so we go out to dinner and come back to see the former nice Obama T-shirts ad “updated” with Barack Obama as a monkey. Sweet. Ad is deleted. Thanks for letting us know. UPDATE: All the ads are gone now, as we can’t get that one ad to vanish. All fixed @ 2:37 a.m. Read more on …
 

Mike Huckabee Makes Hilarious Joke About NRA Rednecks Shooting Barack Obama

newVideoPlayer("huckabees_joke.flv", 506, 423,"");Here he is, your favorite evangelical former Arkansas governor and failed GOP candidate Mike Huckabee, cracking up the NRA folks with the old “Hey the colored boy is a-scared of your rifles” line. Ha ha ha! [Daily Kos/Gawker] Read more on Mike Huckabee Makes Hilarious Joke About NRA Rednecks Shooting Barack Obama…
 

Ron Paul Retracts Endorsement Of Racist Nut

The glorious Paultard Freedom Train rolls on, but without Bill Johnson, a racist nut who is running for Superior Court judge in Los Angeles. Johnson wrote the (as yet unratified) “Pace Amendment” to the U.S. Constitution, which would’ve limited American citizenship to white people and octoroons. Ron Paul’s people say “Whoopsy, didn’t notice that,” and have now un-endorsed Johnson. Read more on Ron Paul Retracts Endorsement Of Racist Nut…
 

Barack Obama’s John McCain’s Crazy Spiritual Adviser Rants About ‘Black Genocide’ Plot

Oh look, here’s another nutty preacher with crazy fantasies about the government plot to exterminate the Negro Race (well duh!). But this time, it is white Jesus nut Rod Parsley, who is the beloved conservative Republican spiritual adviser to John “Mulatto Baby” McCain. Everybody is a crazy racist, the end. [Huffington Post] Read more on Barack Obama’s John McCain’s Crazy Spiritual Adviser Rants About ‘Black Genocide’ Plot…
 

“U.S. niggle became global problem.” [Financial Times]
 

Civil Rights Group Kills, Buries Innocent Word

The NAACP held a funeral yesterday for a word, which the civil-rights group murdered beforehand in an outrageous premeditated black-on-black crime that will go unpunished, because it happened in Detroit. The word was not identified, although the Washington Times gave a hint in that the word begins with the letter “n.” Then there was a mockery of a funeral where the killers shed crocodile tears for the “n-word” they had just robbed of life. And now we’ll never even know the word’s actual name … unless we look at the picture in the Times’ story. Read more on Civil Rights Group Kills, Buries Innocent Word…