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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Doctor Funk!
Get down and funky with this tiki classic.
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Matthew Hooper
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Right-Wing Men Reveal Their Super Secret Plans To Seduce Us All Into Voting For Republicans
It's either that or take away our right to vote. Or punch us in the face.
5 hrs ago
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Minnesota Nice Time: Just Free College For Minnesota Kids Is All!
This is why we can't have ... wait.
6 hrs ago
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Doktor Zoom
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A Tale Of Two Voter Frauds
Crystal Mason and Brian Pritchard had some very different outcomes.
8 hrs ago
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Life Under Glenn Youngkin: No Weed Or Higher Pay, But Shoot Each Other All You Want
Virginia's governor had a rough week.
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Gary Legum
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MI Rep Matt Maddock Sees Something, Says Something, Is Hilariously Wrong, Won't Shut Up
Wants Gonzaga sportsball team deported toot sweet.
9 hrs ago
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Doktor Zoom
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MI Rep Matt Maddock Sees Something, Says Something, Is Hilariously Wrong, Won't Shut Up
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Fancy British Mancave: No Girls Allowed!
Women are barred because we are gross and it is still 1831.
10 hrs ago
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Sara Benincasa
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I'm Sorry, But I Just Really Hate These People Who Are Suing Hermès Over Birkin Bags
TFW you love antitrust laws but also want shitty customers to suffer.
10 hrs ago
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Robyn Pennacchia
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I'm Sorry, But I Just Really Hate These People Who Are Suing Hermès Over Birkin Bags
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Aussie Billionaire Building New Titanic To Sink 'Wokeness'
For safety, all potential debris will be big enough for TWO survivors to float on.
11 hrs ago
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Doktor Zoom
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James Comer Gonna Make Joe Biden Sit In This Chair ‘Til He Tells Congress What He Did!
Joe Biden knows what he did! Tell 'em what you did! Jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle banjo banjo STRUUUUUUUUUUM.
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Evan Hurst
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James Comer Gonna Make Joe Biden Sit In This Chair ‘Til He Tells Congress What He Did!
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The 14 Best Hotels In Toronto! Tabs, Fri., March 29, 2024
Oh? Why do I ask??? Morning news roundup!
13 hrs ago
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Hannity Says Biden Taking Our Fridges And Stoves And The Meat In Our Fridges And The Meat On Our Stoves And Our Cars And The Meat In Our…
That Hannity really DISINFORMATES and MISINFORMATES.
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Hannity Says Biden Taking Our Fridges And Stoves And The Meat In Our Fridges And The Meat On Our Stoves And Our Cars And The Meat In Our Cars And
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