Tag: that’s not racial transcendence

Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.

Corey Lewandowski explained why Donald Trump's appeals to African-Americans always happen in front of white audiences: Black areas are too dangerous.

A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.

Sen. Mark Kirk says Barack Obama is the 'drug dealer in chief' for releasing frozen Iranian assets. He doesn't do metaphors very good.

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.

A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.

Let's see who's angry at Yr Wonkette this week. Oh, it is everyone who has ever read us, according to commenters we've never seen before.

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?

Let's run down the list of speakers at the 2016 Republican National Convention, before they can run US down.

Donald Trump is well equipped to empathize with black Americans, because he too has experienced discrimination from establishment Republicans.

David Duke is planning a run for Congress against Steve Scalise, the House Majority Whip, because it's that kind of election year.

Barack Obama calls for healing after another wound to America's heart. We're just saps enough to be optimistic, a little.

Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.

Well dear Christ, what a fine little roundup of horrors we have for you this time. Please provide your own kittens. Houston: Hands Up? Maybe....

We heard from the Usual Gang of Idiots this week, but sadly, not a one of them is smart enough to work for MAD magazine.

Trigger warning for JESUS IS THIS GUY FUCKING RACIST.

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