that’s not racial transcendence
‘Pobody’s Nerfect,’ Says Daily Caller About Whoopsy-Daisy N-Word Tweet
Oh, Daily Caller! You wanted so badly to be “down,” and you accidentally called RNC chair Reince Priebus a nigger. But in a cool conservative anti-PC hipstery way we guess? First they said Reince was rapping, and was HNIC (that’s “head negro type person in charge”), and then they deleted it real quick-like. So surely [...]
South Carolina Dem Chair Has Totally Believable Lie About Dumb Thing He Said About Nikki Haley
Oh Southern Dems. First you shoot your own fool faces off by being SUPER FUCKING RACIST about Mitch McConnell’s Taiwan-born wife, Elaine Chao, who’s enough of an asshole that you DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO BRING HER ASIANNESS INTO IT. Well, now the chair of the South Carolina Democratic Party has said an idiot SUPER FUCKING [...]
Nice Old Kansas Fella Is Newest Accidental Racist
We think we all know that this nice old Kansas fella cannot be a racist, because of how he has black friends. But maybe he can accidentally be a racist when he says “nigger-rigged” during a meeting of the county commission he sits on, and then when folks were like “asphinctersayswhat?” he clarified that he [...]
Brad Paisley And LL Cool J Combine To Form Veritable Voltron Of Ear-Murdering Racism-Fighting (Updated)
[Update: It would appear that Brad Paisley's label, Arista Nashville, has successfully cleansed YouTube of all copies of this video -- Dok Zoom] Oh god we took valuable time out of our musical day, which has otherwise been occupied by Maggie Thatcher death-porn songs, to listen to the train wreck musical collaboration of Brad Paisley [...]
Breitbart’s Brandon Darby: Aryan Brotherhood Can’t Be Racist Because They Have Mexican Friends
Hey remember a few days ago when we told you about how the recent murders of state officials in Colorado and Texas might be the work of a vicious gang of crazy-ass Nazis? Well it looks like we might have to issue one of those “correction” things because it turns out that we were being [...]
Jim Hoft And Judicial Watch: Black Lifeguards Will Murder All The Children With Drowning
Today in your daily jesus please shut UP Jim Hoft: the Stupidest Man on the Internet links to some argleybarglyboo from Judicial Watch about Phoenix’s goal of getting some African-American and Hispanic lifeguards at public pools that are, you know, used by African-American and Hispanic kids. That goal includes training up folks who may not [...]
Alaska Rep. Don Young Sorry He Called All You Spics ‘Wetbacks’
Alaska Congressman Don Young IS SORRY, OKAY? He is sorry he said, “My father had a ranch; we used to have 50-60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes. It takes two people to pick the same tomatoes now. It’s all done by machine.” When he was a young man, that was just how they did. (Note: we [...]
George Zimmerman’s Brother, Still Not A Racist, Says Tweets About Black Murderers Were About Danger Of Teens
Keep fucking that chicken, Robert Zimmerman Jr. After tweeting a whole bunch of super not racist stuff about how the boy who (allegedly) shot that lady’s baby* and Trayvon Martin were pretty much twins separated at birth, and also how black kids are always doing crimes, Zimmerman — the brother of George Zimmerman, who killed [...]
Greatest Living American Politician Answers Idiotic Constituent Email: ‘Deaaaad Honky’
Being an elected official at any level and in any part of the country can be a giant pain in the ass. Your job alternates between calling up a list of donors everyday to make sure that they are happy with the tax breaks you gave them, and answering queries and complaints from the moderate [...]
Civil Rights Activist Mark Traina Would Like To Know: Is Your Wonkette A ‘Jewish Dyke’?
Last May, we brought you the news that the schoolchildren of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, were the luckiest schoolchildren in the whole wide world, because their school psychologist, Mark A. Traina, was tweeting awesome stuff about how black children should be “put down like dogs,” and also that he is not a racist. Well apparently the [...]
George Zimmerman’s Brother Not Really Helping
Sorry dudes, but if you don’t want to experience the beauty and cosmic joy that is George Zimmerman’s brother explaining Race Facts at you, just go ahead and wait for the next post. Still with us? Then you get to learn that Zimmerman’s brother, Robert Zimmerman Jr.*, is tweeting pictures of Trayvon Martin coupled with [...]
Black Guy Writes Pretty Awesome Letter About Jews
Thomas Lopez-Pierre, who is running for the New York City Council, has done wrote a doozy of a letter about how he loves boning Jewesses (he doesn’t say so, but it is totally because we got boobs), and once tried to slash the throats of some other black kids (with a broken bottle!) who were [...]
Frederick Douglass Republicans Wrong About Frederick Douglass, Everything Else
On Friday we were all fascinated by the tale of a Tea Party-sponsored minority outreach panel at CPAC gone horribly wrong. The head of a group we had never heard of, the Frederick Douglass Republicans, led the panel and had a very nice discussion with a young man who is in no way racist just [...]
A Wonkette Think Piece: Is The Guy Who Did That Fake John Waters Obituary A Screaming Racist? Or Is He Mocking Racism? We Don’t Knoooow!!
Hey, you know that totally edgy fake-news site that first said filmmaker John Waters was dead, and then “retracted” the story, saying, “Oh, our fact-checker was out that day, haha”?* As we noted in our original story about this fuck-tussle, the biggest problem with the attempted satire at the catchily named “National Report” isn’t merely [...]
Anti-McConnell Super-PAC Tweets Stupid Racist Things About Mitch McConnell’s Wife
In any political operation, there’s this thing called “message discipline.” Not only does it mean staying on the talking points (“It’s the Economy, stupid!”), but of course it also means Don’t hand your opponent a gift by saying something so incredibly stupid and offensive that it lends itself to a headline like “Liberal Super PAC [...]
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