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Here he is, your favorite evangelical former Arkansas governor and failed GOP candidate Mike Huckabee, cracking up the NRA folks with the old “Hey the colored boy is a-scared of your rifles” line. Ha ha ha! [Daily Kos/Gawker]

The glorious Paultard Freedom Train rolls on, but without Bill Johnson, a racist nut who is running for Superior Court judge in Los Angeles. Johnson wrote the (as yet unratified) “Pace Amendment” to the U.S. Constitution, which would’ve limited American citizenship to white people and octoroons. Ron Paul’s people say “Whoopsy, didn’t notice that,” and have now un-endorsed Johnson. MORE »

Oh look, here’s another nutty preacher with crazy fantasies about the government plot to exterminate the Negro Race (well duh!). But this time, it is white Jesus nut Rod Parsley, who is the beloved conservative Republican spiritual adviser to John “Mulatto Baby” McCain. Everybody is a crazy racist, the end. [Huffington Post]

“U.S. niggle became global problem.” [Financial Times]

The NAACP held a funeral yesterday for a word, which the civil-rights group murdered beforehand in an outrageous premeditated black-on-black crime that will go unpunished, because it happened in Detroit. MORE »