• May 28, 2012

thanksgiving

Paultards Seize USA Today!

by Jim Newell  10:49 am November 21, 2007

Bush Pardons Turkey, As Per Usual

by Jim Newell  2:30 pm November 20, 2007

Gossip Roundup: Kitty’s Revenge

by Alex Pareene  1:39 pm November 27, 2006

Daily Briefing: Things Suck

by Alex Pareene  10:00 am November 24, 2006

So Many Turkeys

by Ken Layne  5:15 pm November 22, 2006

‘Thanks For a Nation of Finks’

by Ken Layne  12:05 am November 22, 2006

There are many things to be thankful for, as William S. Burroughs makes all too clear in this inspirational Thanksgiving Prayer from 1986. For a lighter look at modern America, don’t miss George W. Bush’s official Thanksgiving Proclamation: “We are grateful for the freedoms guaranteed by our Constitution.” Thanksgiving Day, 2006 [White House]

Bush Pardons Turkey

by wonkette  1:31 pm November 22, 2005