Let's debunk some rightwing holiday hooey!
Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer is timelier than ever.
Pumpkins aren't the only pieworthy squash, you know.
We hereby challenge Susan Stamberg to a cage match. Of cranberry recipes.
Mom, who are those people?
The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...
This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.
So this is how it's going to go, see?
It's nice that he gets to enjoy his last Thanksgiving as a free man.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
We miss you already, Barry.
Thanks for all the memories… all right, let’s see your arms...
Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere. Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing our favorite first lady Nancy...
No first lady could even imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor's famous Wonkette Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be...
Won't somebody please think of the white people?