Tag: thanksgiving

The Platonic Ideal Of Cheesy Thanksgiving Photos

Sorry, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Doesn’t Celebrate Pilgrims’ Triumph Over Socialism

Let's debunk some rightwing holiday hooey!
You want traditional? We got yer traditional right here, Mac

A Nation Of Finks: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2017

Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer is timelier than ever.

Buttercup Squash Pie To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner

Pumpkins aren't the only pieworthy squash, you know.

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business

We hereby challenge Susan Stamberg to a cage match. Of cranberry recipes.

Betty Ford’s Boozy Chocolate Cake

Mom, who are those people?

Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Under The Sea’ Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone

The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
"And so what happens in this room?"

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan, FOREVER!

Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.

Where The Hell Is The Agenda!

So this is how it's going to go, see?

Paul Manafort Sprung From House-Jail For Thanksgiving! FYI, BORDER PATROL.

It's nice that he gets to enjoy his last Thanksgiving as a free man.

Here Is Barack Obama’s Final Turkey Pardon And Festival Of Dad Jokes

We miss you already, Barry.
You want traditional? We got yer traditional right here, Mac

The Last And Greatest Betrayal: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2016

Thanks for all the memories… all right, let’s see your arms...
"And so what happens in this room?"

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere. Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing our favorite first lady Nancy...

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business

No first lady could even imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor's famous Wonkette Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be...
David Brooks, serious typist for the Times

David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn

Won't somebody please think of the white people?