Tag: thad cochran

23 women in the Senate! Hooray! Anyway she is a Republican though so boo.

Welcome To The Senate, Republican Mississippi Lady! You Will Be There For Eight Months, Max.

Meet Cindy Hyde-Smith, before November's election sends her back to Mississippi!

Robert Mueller’s Been Looking Up Cambridge Analytica’s Dress. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 22, 2018

Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.

The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017

Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!


Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Goes To Indiana, Lies Like CRAZY

Donald Trump has a broken brain. Guess that's not really news.
No, Waddles, don't read this!

I Say, Old Bean, Did British Prime Minister Do Sex Things To A Dead Pig?

There are a lot of weird dumb stories about American politicians and their bad behavior. But we're pretty sure that none is likely to top this alleged story about British Prime Minister David Cameron, who allegedly put his peener...

Pat Robertson Still Worried You’re Gonna Gay-Bang Your Dog

We figured televangelist scamster Pat Robertson would have been raptured by now, what with the Gaypocalypse and all. But nah, he is making words, still, on the teevee, with his 213-year-old senile talking hole. Sure, they are mostly nonsense...
Just being a good Christian

Your 2014 Legislative Sh*tmuffin (National Division): Oh Right It’s Ted Cruz For A Change

2014 was the year when Senator Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and became a true American. It was also the year when Cruz made his first successful title defense of Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the...
Bobby Jindal offers his exorcism skills

Maybe Steve Scalise Had Excellent Reasons For Talking To A Hate Group, You Never Know

We're still passing the popcorn around while we watch House Majority Whip Steve Scalise's political career implode over the news that he spoke to a white supremacist group run by David Duke in 2002. We're still at that early...
Thad Cochran, dwarfed by his own hands, celebrates his primary win

Chuck C. Johnson Decries Lack of Deathbed Apology From Rose Cochran

Rose Cochran, the wife of Mississippi Republican Sen. Thad Cochran, died at a hospice facility in Ridgeland, Mississippi, Friday at the age of 73. She had been at the center of one of the most bizarre episodes of the 2014...
I see fraud people -- everywhere!

Chris McDaniel’s Lawyer Fingers Himself

Mississippi sore loserman Chris McDaniel's team just KNOWS that the June 24 Senate primary vote was rigged against him, and so it has been combing all the voting records to list every possible "irregular" vote and insisting they be...
Monkey court! Dog and Pony show!

An Amicus Brief For Award-Winning Journalist Chuck C. Johnson By The Wonket Legal Team Of Idiots

Wonket Legal has been alerted to a possible threat to the freedom of dumb speech (which, while distinguished from non-dumb speech, is still a kind of speech). Charles C. Johnson, Mississippi's award-winning reporter on the nursing home break-in beat, has been ordered by a...

We Are Starting To Think The Mississippi Republican Senate Race Might Be A Bit Of A Clusterfuque

Let us take a quick peek at the ongoing clusterfuck that is the race to be the Republican Senate nominee from Mississippi, which has already brought us so many laughs. There was Tea Party candidate Chris McDaniel playing footsie...
Actual picture of Chris McDaniel

Sore Loserman Chris McDaniel Demands Mississippi GOP Give Him Senate Seat, Because

Remember that time waaaaay back in June when Mississippi Republicans had a Senate primary race, and the teabagger favorite, state Sen. Chris McDaniel -- who sure is an interesting fella with really nice, totally-not-racist supporters -- lost to sitting...