He also once married his 15-year-old stepdaughter.
Trump’s Law & Order America: Woman Gets 5 Years For Illegal Vote, Actual Nazi War Criminal Still Free
What a strange country we've become.
Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.
Somehow, the Russia investigation didn't distract the FBI from finding this guy.
What's a little domestic terrorism between friends?
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
Somewhere, Molly Ivins is smiling.
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
'What we call reality is more of a collective hunch' -- Lily Tomlin
Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
Beto Is A Punk Rocker.
Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY
A Wonkette Public Service Announcement for the teens of America!
Now she'll have to go back to denying climate change in private industry. If there's any work in that area.
If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
No, Trump Voter Fraud Commission Didn’t Want List Of All Texas’s Hispanicos! It Was Just A Mistake By The Guy With The Child Porn!
It's just one bad actor, nothing to see here. Or completely innocent cross-checking, that too.