Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.
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You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Texas would like some more judicial pain.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
No wonder Texas loons weren't going insane about this last year. It's a biennial event.
Remember that time Rick Perry enjoyed playing on the couch with Al Franken? Rick Perry remembers.
Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
A young man who raped a black, mentally disabled teammate with a coat hanger will not receive jail time, because none of the following was a hate crime: As previously reported by The Root, the suit claims Howard...
Late Monday afternoon, Texas electors pushed Trump over 270 votes, because of course it was Texas.
Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.
A new problem to worry about: Trump-inspired restaurant vigilantes.