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Tag: texas

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Good Thing This Boy Wasn’t Racist

A young man who raped a black, mentally disabled teammate with a coat hanger will not receive jail time, because none of the following was a hate crime: As previously reported by The Root, the suit claims Howard...

Electoral College Officially As Dumb As Typical Trump Supporter

Late Monday afternoon, Texas electors pushed Trump over 270 votes, because of course it was Texas.
Ground Control To Governor Moonbeam...

California Gov. Jerry Brown Is Having None Of Trump’s Climate Crap

Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.

Trump Idiot At Chili’s Makes America Great Again All Over Black Veteran

A new problem to worry about: Trump-inspired restaurant vigilantes.

Janet Reno, 78, Has Gone To The Big Dance Party In The Sky

It's still Reno Time.
To be fair, Sipowicz only did that to a Mafia guy, who was askin' for it.

Nice Time? San Antonio Fired Cop Who Fed Homeless Guy Poo? Er … Sure, ‘Nice’ Time!

It's really not true that if you have more bread, you eat less shit. The ratio is different, but it's the same amount of shit.

Texas Ag Commissioner Definitely Didn’t Call Hillary Clinton A See You Next Tuesday

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.

Texas Republican Has Best Ad Of 2016, Guess We Have To Voter Fraud For Him Now

Even if you never watch the videos, watch this video.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comment: Genuine ‘Black Ops’ Veteran Defends Best Evil-Fightin’ Sheriff Lady In Texas

We heard from a gent in Texas who had some thoughts on demon liberals and the Constitution.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!