In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that?
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
It's a mixed bag in today's 'justice for cops shooting black men' roundup.
Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!
It's the fifth judicial loss for Texas's awful voter ID law. Maybe Justice Gorsuch will decide discrimination isn't really discriminatory.
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
'Not hitting kids' is clearly a satanic idea. It's your OPEN THREAD!
Let's all visit the sausage factory!
More guns, more guns, more guns, more guns.
LOL SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUNCH.