Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!
Paul Ryan made a really good commercial, everyone!
Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that?
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!