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Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!

FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO.

DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

GOP Pissed Poors Keep Complaining. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 29, 2017

GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.

Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL?

Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!

Donald Trump Says More Stupid Shit About Guns

Donald Trump says no firearm safety laws could have helped in Texas. The Air Force's failure to report the shooter's domestic violence conviction suggests otherwise.

Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017

Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.

10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Out Of Immigration Jail, Back With Parents, Ready To Take Your Job

Score this one as a win against the New Cruelty. For now.

ICE Clarifies It Never Arrests 10-Year-Olds At Hospitals, Except For Sometimes

ICE has rules, you know. And they'll bend them however they please.

What Part Of ‘ILLEGAL’ Doesn’t 10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Understand?

First they came for the criminal aliens. Then they decided kids with severe disabilities are criminal aliens too.

Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps

It's kind of a sad Nice Time.

Your Weekly Top Ten Hasn’t Been Blocked By Maggie Haberman YET

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES ABOUT MAGGIE HABERMAN RIGHT NOW!

Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He’s Doing In Puerto Rico!

Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.