It's kind of a sad Nice Time.
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Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?
BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Man with 11 bankruptcies wants Puerto Rico to pay his debts? How ... rich.
Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.
Has Donald Trump ever had a pet? We don't think any animals would like him. It's also your OPEN THREAD.
Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?
Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
It's time for our annual tribute to Molly Ivins, the patron saint of political humor.
It's like Three Mile Island, but with 'organic peroxides.' Not the good safe hippie kind of 'organic,' either.