Tag: texas

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

A high school in the tiny Montana town of Livingston (population 7,044) has banned the Confederate flag from school property after the school enrolled...

Did you guys hear the news? NO, Ted Cruz did not die in a fire made out of dildos soaked with the blood of...

If you'd like a vision of the Constitutional Paradise espoused by militia loons and rightwing super patriots like Richard Mack, founder of the "Constitutional...

You know what we love to do on the weekends here at yr Wonkette? We like to kick back and read some longreads. Who doesn't...

Late last week, our inbox was deluged with emails asking us to write about a story from the National Post in Canada, our fair...

Are you an aficionado of pointless, asinine lawsuits? We at Wonkette sure are! And boy, do we have a good one for you today. A...

So the Austin Independent School Board decided, after getting feedback from parents and the community at large, to change the name of "Robert E....

Do you remember our new favorite Texas lady, Mary Lou Bruner? She is running for seat on Texas's STATE school board of education, and...

Yesterday morning, in the chatcave, we looked at a post from RawStory. A pastor had bought a cake from Whole Foods, which he'd had...

Ready your handkerchiefs, for the great state of Texas is once again considering leaving us...for about the 80 kajillionth time. As of Friday, 22...

Let's talk about Ted Cruz's wet spots. Oh yeah baby, he has some. He's not Lyin' Ted anymore. Now we have to call him...

Remember Ethan Couch, the current title holder of Shittiest Rich Boy Spawn In America? He's the one who drunk-killed four people with his...

Tuesday, we told you about a disturbing trend Astrogliding its way across America, wherein otherwise pure Christian lady humans are losing their Christian...

UH OH SKETTI-O SOMEBODY IS IN TROUBLE AGAIN. Even more trouble, actually: Federal securities regulators filed civil fraud charges Monday against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton over...

Our deleted comments bag is full of the usual colorful array of comments from lackwits, poltroons, and twaddlemongers this week, plus a rare treat:...

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