Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
'Not hitting kids' is clearly a satanic idea. It's your OPEN THREAD!
Let's all visit the sausage factory!
More guns, more guns, more guns, more guns.
LOL SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUNCH.
Home Of The Scared
Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
Are BAD GUYS still entitled to a fair trial in the United American States? What's a little racism between friends, amirite?
Texas can't defund Planned Parenthood over the selling of fetal remains, on account of the fact that they did not do that.
Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.
The World Is Terrible!!! Let us distract you from this Deportationpalooza with Cat Porn!
You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Texas would like some more judicial pain.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!