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NH Primary Down To Donald Trump’s Watermelon-Sized Balls, Ted Cruz’s Vagina

In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign in history, enthusiastically repeating a supporter's shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy for hesitating...
If he won't look you in the eye, don't let him near your nads

Maryland Cop Loses Job, Self-Respect After Biting Dude’s Balls In Fight

An officer with the Anne Arundel County Police Department in Maryland is no longer on the force after agreeing to a plea deal following a drunken brawl outside a bar in May. We swear we are not making up...

Michelle Malkin Decries Scourge of Librul Comediennes Saying She Has Testes

Remember Michelle Malkin? Apparently Aisha Tyler does, because she mentioned on a radio show that she would like to kick Malkin "right in the nuts if I met her." Michelle Malkin has seen this, has gasped and hyperventilated in...

Nudity And Cannibalism And Whores

By the Comics CurmudgeonIf Carl Jung were alive today, he'd see political cartoons as a shortcut into our collective subconscious. Those brave few Americans who continue to read newspapers have the honor or seeing the darkest, foulest recesses...

Mitch McConnell Is The New Pathetic Harry Reid! (Actually, It Is Still Harry Reid)

MAN does it suck to be in the Congressional minority leadership, especially when you're the Republicans and you've got enraged Bitters calling your office and screaming the latest pitchfork-mob chants from Limbaugh every waking second, for no reason. The...