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It’s Election Day! Virginia, New Jersey, Get Your Butts To The Polls!

What are you doing sitting at your computer? There's votin' to do! Already voted? Have a seat!

Donald Trump Attacks VA Dem Ralph Northam, Gets More Than He Bargained For

Donald Trump wants to Make the Confederacy Great Again

Dumb Virginia Democrat Doesn’t Even Want To Own Slaves! What A Idiot!

It's about Stupid, not Hate. It's also about YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Kris Kobach Will Not Comply With Stupid Voter Info Request From Kris Kobach

'Kris Kobach is a real jerk,' says Kris Kobach
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Will Make Voting Great Again! (Offer Valid For Old White Republicans Only)

'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.

Alt-White Dipwad Richard Spencer Leads Candlelight Vigil For Confederates’ Hurt Feelings

'Alt-right' wingnuts had a hunka-hunka burnin' love for a Robert E. Lee statue in Virginia. Their ardor was soon extinguished.

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.
Really a surprising number of pics of ponies reading the paper...all from one episode, sure...

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 2, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, 07/27/2016

Here's some of the stories that may grace yr Wonkette today!
Yes, Virginia, there IS an ethics probe

In Charming Seasonal Ritual, FBI Investigates Virginia Governor. No, The New Guy

Yes, Virginia, there IS a federal investigation. But we have no idea what exactly is being investigated. It's Terry McAuliffe, there's always something.
Lion wasn't paying attention during the employee orientation

Virginia Legislature Saves Children From All That Porn In Schools

Both houses of the Virginia General Assembly have passed a bill requiring teachers to give advance notice to parents of "sexually explicit" passages in assigned reading, and to make alternate assignments available to parents who don't want their Special...
Cats with guns regret nothing.

Virginia Republican Ends Domestic Violence With This One Weird Trick (More Guns, Duh)

The Virginia Legislature just can't seem to decide how it feels, exactly, about the issue of domestic violence and guns. In 2014, it voted to not allow guns for anyone convicted of domestic abuse, stalking or sexual battery, which...
Why, yes, changes in concealed carry policies mean I want to ban all guns.

Virginia Republican Bets Gov. Might Appreciate Guns More If We Let Someone Shoot Him

Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe has incurred some serious gun-humper butthurt with a new policy on concealed carry permits. To punish the governor, a state senator has taken an idea from the internet (and a "joke" by Tucker Carlson) and...