Tag: terrorists

San Bernardino Mass Shooting GREAT News For Donald Trump

Another mass shooting happened in America, because Wednesday, and while Donald Trump, like his fellow Republican presidential candidates, was at first reserved in his response -- "California shooting looks very bad," he tweeted, failing to offer the obligatory "thoughts...
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Alabama Lawmaker Boycotting Big Gulps And Lottery Tickets Because Muslims Are Gross

You know those quickie mart type places. You might even have one in your neighborhood, a little hole in the wall owned by the loveliest Middle Eastern couple who might be Muslim, might be Eastern Orthodox, you really don't...
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President Obama Probably Thinks Mike Huckabee Should Shut His Stupid Squeal Hole

It is a day, so Mike Huckabee is spewing filth from his spew-hole, on the Fox News Opinion interwebs. Or at least his grammatically challenged ghost-spewer is. This time, it is about how Secret Muslim Radical "President" Barry BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hussein!!! Obama...

Marco Rubio: Shame About Terrorist Attacks In Paris, At Least It’s Good News For Me!

Who couldn't use a little pick-me-up nice time news right about now? Oh, everyone? Great! Here is Sen. Marco Rubio, to cheer you up, with his glass-half-full perspective on the terrorist attacks in Paris earlier this month: Let me just say, I obviously am...

Marco Rubio’s Plan To Defeat ISIL Is Whatever You Want It To Be, Baby

The senator-in-name-only from Florida has unveiled his plan to kill all the terrorists to death, and it's adorable, you guys! When I am president, what I will do to defeat ISIL is very simple: whatever it takes. Awww, isn't that just...

Congress Votes To Crap Its Pants, Surrender To ISIS

In an inspiring act of defeatocrat cowardice, the House of Representatives voted Thursday to pass its emergency OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ORWELLIAN-NAMED BILL, the SAFE Act, to let ISIS know good job, guys, you're winning, keep up the good work! The...

Looks Like David Vitter Might Be Sleeping On The Couch Again

Sexy family values funtimes Sen. David Vitter and the Louisiana GOP want you to know SCARY BROWNS aren't just comin' to git ya, Bayou-Americans, THEY'RE ALREADY HERE: Just yesterday, David Vitter had to notify the Obama Administration that a Syrian refugee who had been...
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Dumb Fox Chick Not Scared Of Old Grandma Muslims, Just The Kids

Are you ready for more HYSTERIA OMG SYRIAN MUSLIM REFUGEE PANIC?! Cool, because Fox News lady windsock Andrea Tantaros went to work Wednesday. It's time for another episode of "Outnumbered," where spunky Republican jaw-flappers flap their jaws about stuff...

Team Trying To Upgrade Ben Carson’s Brain Admits Operation Has Failed

World-class brilliant neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson is having a real hard time understanding foreign stuff. Like, he gets that, "In the United States, we have Republicans, Democrats, and independents." But when it comes to other countries, like Israel, which...
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Donald Trump Has Exciting New Real Estate Opportunity For You, Syria!

What a time to be a Syrian, eh? Murderous clowns to the left of you, racist jokers to the right. And then there's Donald J. Trump, with a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity you will not want to miss: Mr. Trump said he would...
Pastor Steven Anderson doing his best impression of "death metal." Ayup.

Shame How Ironic Band Name Murdered All Those Parisians :(

This is a song by the band Eagles Of Death Metal, whose Paris show Friday night at the Bataclan was interrupted by thug terrorists murdering people: Now, be truthful. If you had NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE, how many seconds...
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We’ll Always Have Paris: Live-Blogging The Democrats’ Sposed-To-Be-Snoozy Saturday Debate

It's Democratic debate time: The Hope-You-Weren't-Trying-To-Enjoy-Your-Saturday-Night Edition! Democrats running for president, plus Martin O'Malley, are gathering to debate Stuff and Things in Iowa. But because of the terrorist attacks in Paris on Friday night, Some Say the candidates should instead debate other...
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Read These Unterrible Things About Paris If You Want To Feel Better (And Live)

Earlier today, we brought you some of the inevitable political awfulness that hit the interwebs after the Paris attacks. We're Yr Wonkette; political awfulness is our stock in trade. But we also wanted to call your attention to a...
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Today We Are All Parisians. But Some Of Us Are Complete Idiots.

It's the day after another horrible massacre, and we've now entered the "We know most of the basics" phase, while for many, the "let's make political hay out of this" phase got rolling within the first hour. The "shock,...

Multiple Terrorist Attacks On Paris, President Obama Refuses To Speculate Wildly

On Friday, news broke of an explosion in a bar in Paris. And then of shootings by multiple gunmen in another location in Paris. And then of another explosion outside of the Stade de France, during a soccer game...
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Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the Washington...