terrorists
Terrorist Ship That Was Rammed Into Ye Olde Worlde Trade Centre Discovered
Workers are excavating the World Trade Center site (Not done yet? What is this, union labor?), and on Tuesday, they found a giant 18th-century ship stuck in there. How? Well, back then terrorists were called “pirates.” (Evil liberal Hollywood has made empathize with pirates, but they were TERRORISTS OF THE SEAS.) And these pirates hated [...]
E-Passport Parts Come from a Terrorist Town (Not Prescott, Arizona)
The muckrakers at the Center for Public Integrity teamed up with Disney News to uncover a TERRIBLE, FRIGHTENING THING: electronic parts for our fancy new e-passports are being assembled in Thailand, a nation of “killer” pad thai and also TERRORISM. Why aren’t our e-passports made right here in the safe and secure, chillin’ and grillin’, [...]
‘Big Government’ Novelist-Contributor Has Biggest ‘War on Terror’ Scoop Of Decade, Until His Next One!
Ha ha ha, don’t know how we missed this earlier in the week, but a thriller novelist named Brad Thor has been publishing major major national security Scoops at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government joke blog: “Late this afternoon Lt. Colonel Oliver North confirmed that Taliban leader and Osama bin Laden ally, Mullah Mohammed Omar has [...]
‘Does This Look Like A Terrorist, Or *This*?’
Here’s some dingbat, hoping to challenge Alan Grayson in Florida, with his heroic ad supporting racial profiling of A-rabs, for airplanes.
Hurry Up And Buy This Fancy Crank-Gear Radio From Newsmax, Before The Terrorists Kill You
Conservative granny-porn outlet Newsmax has discovered the greatest technological device ever conceived and would like to give it to you for free, because the terrorists are coming, and how else are you going to listen to Rush Limbaugh for crucial security updates from your family’s burrowed hole in the backyard? Just crank this gizmo a [...]
Brown People Flee Arizona, RedState Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’
Hooray! Most of the Arizona Mexicans ran back to Mexico to harvest their taco farms, and the rest of them fled to Utah and joined the Mormon Church. [RedState] From this moment on, the default setting for every new New York driver’s license is DONATE ALL MY ORGANS TO ACORN. [Hit & Run] AriZona Iced [...]
Militia Nut Made Sexy Duck-Porn-Murder Video
Okay, fine. That Jabba the Hutaree militia guy made some weird home movie and it was on YouTube and now it’s not but TPM has some video excerpts so go look at it and be titillated if that’s your thing: “Kris Sickles appears entirely naked but for a mask of President George W. Bush that [...]
America’s Only Thriving Industry: Internet Terrorism
Have you heard about this nut lady? She’s not even religious, or Muslim, or whatever. She is just a nut who finally found a purpose/job, on the Internet. Well everybody needs a Mission, right?
Suspicious Low-Flying Aircraft Noted On U.S. Radar But Otherwise Ignored
Don’t mind that bearded fanatic in his low-altitude primitive aircraft flying around the skyscrapers tonight! The government is totally aware of this problem, and has chosen to just sort of “let it play out.” Happy Christmas, everybody! [NORAD Santa Tracker]
Protesters Fear Thomson Prison Will Turn Into ‘The Rock,’ Minus Nic Cage, Plus Terrorists
Libtards across America think it would be just fine to put Guantanamo detainees in a maximum-security prison in northern Illinois, where they could paint each other’s fingernails while threatening to unleash a biological attack on “the mainland” (Iowa). But some people find this objectionable, and so they went to a public hearing on the proposed [...]
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