Tag: terrorists

Donald Trump Hearts Saddam Hussein

Donald Trump thinks Saddam Hussein was an admirable role model for dealing with terrorists, because he got the job done. Why would anyone have a problem with a simple factual statement like that?
It's not the bunny suit per se that bothers me. It's the inevitable fan art.

Deleted Comments: Stop Failing To Recognize Donald Trump’s Genius!

There was another horrific terrorist attack in Europe last week, and so there were, as seems to be mandatory, a whole bunch of Internet Commandos ready to put the tragedy into its proper context, which is The Muslims Want...

No, The KKK Is Not And Has Never Been Liberal: A Historysplainer

Of course the Ku Klux Klan was never on the side of liberals and progress. This goes without saying. There can't possibly be anyone who disputes this basic notion, could there? Of course there could. Of fucking course there could....
Typical.

Republicans So Mad At Barack Obama For Saying Muslims Are Human Beings, As If!

There goes Barry Barack Hussein The Muslim Obama again, showing everybody what a Muslim-loving Muslim from Muslimistan he is! If you were born on a turnip truck five minutes from now, you probably don't know how Obama destroyed American...

You’ll Never Guess Who Might Be Going To Prison For Those Planned Parenthood Videos

Last year, we heard some devastating whoa if true horror stories about Planned Parenthood. Undercover videos released by a group of "pro-life" terrorist-sympathizer scumbags called the Center for Medical Progress, led by cock rash James O'Keefe wannabe David Daleiden, confirmed the...
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Stupid Michael Bay Benghazi Movie ’13 Hours’ Sorely Lacking In Giant Robots

According to rightwing bloggers having jizzspasms over Michael Bay's new Benghazi movie, 13 Hours is certain to sink Hillary Clinton's hopes of ever being president. But this loud, excessively long (two-and-a-half hours, Alan!) wargasm doesn't actually mention the former...
Yeah, HE'S the idiot

Fox News: President Obama Again Proves He’s Out Of Touch By Stating Facts, Being Black

Important Fox News alert: President Obama is the worst! Again! What did he do this time? The usual: He opened his mouth, during an interview on NPR, and let words spill forth, and you know how he does that...
And I'll take 115 of those beers

Chris Christie Vows To Win War On Terrorists And Toilets, For The Kids!

Good news, kids! New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is back to giving a bacon-wrapped figgy snack about you. Sort of. Sure, there was that awkward moment in November when he wrote a nastygram to President Obama, vowing to ban all...

Ben Carson To Defeat Terrorists By Politely Telling Them To Cut That Out, Guys

While the politically correct evil tyrant pussy president sits around not defeating ISIS by bombing errryone to radioactive smithereens, Dr. Ben Carson is busy thinking up great thoughts about how to git r done, and here is a new one he thoughted...

Rep. Steve King Wants To Know Why His Muslim Colleagues Hate America

Ah, Steve King. The pride of Iowa. Lover of rape babies, hater of puppies. How we haven't missed you one tiny little bit. And yet here you are, catching that nasty case of Trump that's going around. King hit the pause button,...

Rand Paul Thought Of Banning Muslims First. How Come Trump Gets All The Credit?

Rand Paul. Remember that guy? Nah, probably not. He is a "doctor" and a "senator" and technically still a Republican presidential candidate, although honestly, we haven't thought about him in weeks. But damnit, he would really like some attention please!...

Bristol Palin Takes Bold Stand Against Shooting ALL The Muslims

So remember, like, five whole minutes ago when we chit-chatted about Jerry Falwell's dis-gusting jizz spawn, Junior, calling for guns guns GUNS for everyone, so they can shoot up any Muslimy Muslims who happen to be Musliming in his neighborhood? And those...
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Nevada Dingbat Rep. Michele Fiore Heading To Paris To Murder Refugee Terrorists Herself

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore -- and maybe, if we send enough thoughts and prayers to the gods of comedy, the new One-L congresscuckoo in the House of Representatives -- has a plan to win the war on terror. And the war on...

MSNBC: Let’s Invade San Bernardino Suspect’s Mom’s Privacy, For ‘Journalism’

Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI confirmed it. See how that works, Fox News?) Have you come up with any new...

FBI Finally Calls It Terrorism, Fox News Needs New Shorts

For viewers at home who were hoping, for some sick reason we cannot fathom, the deadly shooting Wednesday in San Bernardino, California, by now-dead suspects Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik, was a terrorist attack -- instead of simply another one of those...

President Donald Trump Will Kill America’s Heroes Dead

This man is a genuine U.S. American hero who served his country to help fight the terrorists over there so we don't have to duct-tape our windows and hide from them under our beds over here: Farook is a...