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Posts Tagged ‘terrorisms’

THIS COUNTRY SUCKS

TSA Introduces New Ways To Ruin Your Vacation Prove You’re Not a Terrorist!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

'Hey this old man is facing Mecca!'Shocking news from the Terrorism Security Agency: All airplane terrorists would not have even existed if ONLY the TSA had crucial information from you, the person booking a flight on the Internet. What is that you say, potential terrorist? You already provide your name and your credit card and then your government-issued photo ID at the airport, to 30 or 40 different TSA employees? THAT IS NOT ENOUGH WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF MUSLIM? MORE »


IMBECILE ILLUSIONS OF HAPPINESS

Prosperity, Education and Beat Generation All Return With New GI Bill

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

 ... and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated, who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes,  hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war ....It was “only” 65 years ago when America seemed to be on the upswing, in large part because millions of World War II veterans got a paid college education and no-down low-interest mortgages. Less than five years after the formal end of the Great Depression, higher education and a modern home became reality for the very people who were starving and illiterate in the grim 1930s. And now, no thanks to “Country First” fraudster John McCain, a wonderful new GI Bill was welcomed today by draft-dodging Kenyan bounty hunter Barack Obama. America now has hope that the post-9/11 veteran will end up smart, comfortable and happy … and not some redneck racist wingnut terrorist mass-murderer like Timothy McVeigh. MORE »


SUCKS TO BE YOU

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Freedom Fries!SCREW YOU, MUSLIMS! The Supreme Court ruled today that Bush Administration officials cannot be sued for polices that led to 700+ Muslims in the United States being “arrested, roughed up and locked in a maximum security prison” after the 9/11 attacks. So, John Ashcroft and Robert Mueller are free to continue plotting against us. [LA Times]