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Posts Tagged ‘terri schiavo’

Frist Stripped of License To Operate On Gorillas & Murder Abducted Kittens

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

The Senate’s own cat-mutilating gorilla surgeon can no longer call himself a doctor. Not legally, anyway.

Bill Frist lost his medical license after he was caught creating a hybrid cat-ape-human species from Terri Schiavo’s stem cells without the Continuing Education credits that doctors need to maintain their practice.

Also, Frist lied about it and got caught. Read about the dashed presidential hopes of Schiavo’s Hero, after the jump.

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On Terri Schiavo’s Bookshelf

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Naked Republicans: A Full-frontal Exposure of Right-wing Hypocrisy and Greed, by Shelley Lewis. Blurb: “The expose you’ve been waiting for. From Cheney to Condi, from DeLay to the Dukester, from Newt to Rummy, these are the weasels, wackos, and wingnuts who turned the party of Lincoln into a five-kegger blowout.” MORE »