Frist Stripped of License To Operate On Gorillas & Murder Abducted Kittens
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
The Senate’s own cat-mutilating gorilla surgeon can no longer call himself a doctor. Not legally, anyway.
Bill Frist lost his medical license after he was caught creating a hybrid cat-ape-human species from Terri Schiavo’s stem cells without the Continuing Education credits that doctors need to maintain their practice.
Also, Frist lied about it and got caught. Read about the dashed presidential hopes of Schiavo’s Hero, after the jump.
The Senate’s own cat-mutilating gorilla surgeon can no longer call himself a doctor. Not legally, anyway.
Bill Frist lost his medical license after he was caught creating a hybrid cat-ape-human species from Terri Schiavo’s stem cells without the Continuing Education credits that doctors need to maintain their practice.
Also, Frist lied about it and got caught. Read about the dashed presidential hopes of Schiavo’s Hero, after the jump.







