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Wonk’d: Asshole Cab Drivers Are The Great Equalizers

Friday, June 30th, 2006

It’s a full service edition of Wonk’d, as Bill Frist stands Chrst-like in front of a three-way mirror for a suit fitting, and Jenna and Barbara Bush get spa treatments. LL Cool J and Wolf Blitzer take to the city’s fine dining establishments, while Dick Cheney and Ashlee Simpson stick to the ‘burbs.

Different strokes for different folks. While Teresa Heinz Kerry might not think twice about dropping six bills on dinner, Ruth Bader Ginsburg shops at Safeway like the rest of us. That, and Sam Donaldson has to bribe a cabbie to get picked up, just like we do.

You know the drill: the full list of sightings appears after the jump. And please continue to email us with your celebrity sightings, with “Wonk’d” or “Sighting” in the subject line. Thanks in advance for your delectable contributions.

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Gossip Roundup: Go, Johnny, Go!

Friday, April 14th, 2006

* Reliable Source: Rep. Patrick Kennedy receives six stitches in his lip after being accidentally struck in the head with a hammer. [WP]
* Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Teresa Heinz Kerry was reportedly restrained by a staffer so Edwards could reach Kerry first after his convention acceptance speech. [NYDN]
* Liz Smith: Fred Barnes wants Rice to replace Cheney, Senor to replace McClellan, and Rove to jump to the RNC. [NYP]
* Cindy Adams: Stylist Patricia Field does up Ari Fleischer. [NYP]


Scientific Studies Show: John Kerry Is Depressing

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

We love all the weird scientific-studies-with-political-implications that are Richard Morin’s stock-in-trade (see links collected below). In today’s Post, citing a study conducted by researchers at the University of Texas at Austin, he informs us: MORE »


Gossip Roundup: Missing the Cowboys

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

* Reliable Source: Alec Baldwin on lobbying: “I get a headache around these people. Committees! Budgets!”. . . Bush twins, with Henry Hager and Joshua Ginsberg, seen at Oyamel restaurant in Crystal City. . . Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) spotted in coach. [WP]
* Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Teresa Heinz Kerry says her husband’s ‘04 loss was a “let down for the world.” She added, “I miss those guys, the Secret Service. We’re having a party for them in the garden this spring. The cowboys, someone else’s cowboys now.” [NYDN]


Gossip Roundup: So Much For Off The Record

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Reliable Source: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not moving to D.C. [WP]
Page Six: Al Franken receives a lecture after trying to question Antonin Scalia. . . Teresa Heinz Kerry said to have monopolized the bag department at Hermes. [NYP, NYP]
Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Antonin Scalia lashes out at the press at “off the record” panel discussion. [NYDN]
Rush & Molloy: Bush at the turkey pardoning: “I know Marshmallow and Yam are going to feel pretty good strutting around sunny California, remembering the cold days of Minnesota.” [NYDN]
Liz Smith: Barbara Walters is fascinated by Condoleezza Rice. [NYP]
Inside the Beltway: Stories of Sen. George Allen, Sen. Jon Corzine, Sen. Bill Frist, Rumsfeld, Kissinger, and Bill O’Reilly appear in E.D. Hill’s new book. [WT]