Tag: tenth amendment

Karen Miller, Blount County commissioner

Tennessee County Begs God Not To Sodomize It

Blount County in Tennessee is just outside of Knoxville, and its Board of Commissioners is VERY WORRIED about all the impending doom God is going to bring upon it, for America's sin of hot male-on-male butt love, and also...

North Carolina Patriots Simply Do Not Care For United States Constitution Tellin’ Them What To Do

Are you a Muslin, or a Jewish, or a Godless, or a witch? Then it is time for you to get the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of North Carolina! Republicans there -- including the House Majority Leader -- have sponsored a...

GOP-Appointed Judges Strike Another Blow For States’ Rights! (And Gayness)

Suck it, Taxachusetts libs! Some federal appellate judges appointed by America's greatest presidents, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, just struck down a law signed by a Democrat president that puts the federal government's nose where it doesn't...

With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff

Happy newz everyone, the most-hated Congress in all of American history has finally Gotten The Message and started passing some exciting jerbs legisla-- HA HA JUST KIDDING, ALWAYS KIDDING, FOREVER. No, the only issue that gets broad-based House support...

Rick Perry’s States’ Rights Obsession As Liberal As Rest of Rick Perry

Reports about Rick Perry's secret libtard leanings are swirling in over the flood walls these days, almost as fast as those "Rick Perry is gay" rumors used to knock down our doors before "everyone" was apparently required to stop...

Innovative New Tenth Amendment Idea: U.S. Citizens Don’t Exist

But, Arizona state senate president guy, how are we supposed to distinguish ourselves from the brown hordes? Are you saying they have the same status as white "Americans"? PEARCE: U.S. history, most of us weren’t around when the Constitution was...

Teabaggers Not Currently Shouting Anything Homophobic, Newspaper Reports

Teabagger groups have not said anything yet about that ruling on the Defense of Marriage Act last week! Some feel hating the gays on this would distract from the Teabaggers' real issue, paranoid schizophrenia "fiscal matters." "Privately, though, many...

Texas Probably Won’t Secede Any Time Soon

Despite Governor Rick Perry's tuff talk, it appears that most Texans are inclined to remain United States citizens. Boo! A Rasmussen survey shows that a mere 18 percent of residents are willing to throw off the shackles of federal...

Rick Perry Voices Support For Stupidest Thing Ever

Texas Gov. Rick Perry is such a badass, right, and he doesn't like it when those incompetent fucktards in Washington start fucking around with his Texas fucking budget. Ever heard of the 10th Amendment, about how states are responsible...