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North Carolina Patriots Simply Do Not Care For United States Constitution Tellin’ Them What To Do

Are you a Muslin, or a Jewish, or a Godless, or a witch? Then it is time for you to get the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of North Carolina! Republicans there — including the House Majority Leader — have sponsored a bill saying that mean ol’ Constitution, despite a couple centuries’ worth of law and jurisprudence and such other big ol’ words that when you come down to it really don’t mean nothin’, doesn’t actually bar them from declaring Christianity the state religion, which is why Joe Biden is the Pope of Maryland and Massachusetts still outlaws Christmas and burns the witch. State religions for everyone, yeehaw! Vermont can be Unitarian. California will be Scientologist. New York will have endless battles and putsches and holy wars and jihads between reform, orthodox, and whatever that third one is. Liberal? Is that a thing? Read more on North Carolina Patriots Simply Do Not Care For United States Constitution Tellin’ Them What To Do…
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GOP-Appointed Judges Strike Another Blow For States’ Rights! (And Gayness)

Suck it, Taxachusetts libs! Some federal appellate judges appointed by America’s greatest presidents, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, just struck down a law signed by a Democrat president that puts the federal government’s nose where it doesn’t belong: in the business of the sovereign states that make up our nation. No matter how much you liberals want it to, Big Government can’t tell the states how they can run their business! Let’s see, what bit of liberty has been restored to the free states, from which all national power derives in accordance with the 10th Amendment to the Constitution, this time? Why, it’s the power to define marriage as the union between a dude … and … another dude? ABORT ABORT ABORT Read more on GOP-Appointed Judges Strike Another Blow For States’ Rights! (And Gayness)…
  what priorities?

With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff

Happy newz everyone, the most-hated Congress in all of American history has finally Gotten The Message and started passing some exciting jerbs legisla– HA HA JUST KIDDING, ALWAYS KIDDING, FOREVER. No, the only issue that gets broad-based House support from 229 Republicans and 43 Democrats these days (besides their brave efforts to reaffirm “In God We Trust” as the national tagline) is passing legislation to guarantee the right of the yokel in Utah who buys hisself a concealed carry permit from the gun license vending machine at the corner gas station to bring his concealed weapon into any other state regardless of that state’s (potentially more strict) gun laws. Spread the fear, everyone! Read more on With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff…
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Rick Perry’s States’ Rights Obsession As Liberal As Rest of Rick Perry

Reports about Rick Perry’s secret libtard leanings are swirling in over the flood walls these days, almost as fast as those “Rick Perry is gay” rumors used to knock down our doors before “everyone” was apparently required to stop calling him a closeted homosexual and seriously discuss his asinine policy positions super seriously in case he gets elected, so that we may “know the enemy” and such. We miss those older days! Whatever, here we are today, and former Clinton labor secretary Robert Reich has probably the most salient point we’ve seen so far about Rick Perry’s tired fixation with states’ rights: the freedom from federal government institutions like the IRS and Federal Reserve that Perry is in favor of would likely help to further impoverish many of the annoying Teatards always complaining about the federal government since most of them live in red states that receive more federal assistance than they contribute in taxes. We were just going to say, “build a wall around them and let them eat each other,” but sure, an “economic” argument sounds so civilized! Read more on Rick Perry’s States’ Rights Obsession As Liberal As Rest of Rick Perry…
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Innovative New Tenth Amendment Idea: U.S. Citizens Don’t Exist

But, Arizona state senate president guy, how are we supposed to distinguish ourselves from the brown hordes? Are you saying they have the same status as white “Americans”? PEARCE: U.S. history, most of us weren’t around when the Constitution was written. But you remember we kind of existed before Congress, the states. We created the Congress, we created the federal government, by compact. Do you know what existed before the Congress, the states? Do you know, you’re not a citizen of the United States. You’re a citizen of a sovereign state. The fifty sovereign states makes up United States of America, we’re citizens of those sovereign states. It is not a delegated authority. It’s an inherent authority that states have over the federal government. [applause] It’s about time somebody gets it right! Read more on Innovative New Tenth Amendment Idea: U.S. Citizens Don’t Exist…
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Teabaggers Not Currently Shouting Anything Homophobic, Newspaper Reports

Teabagger groups have not said anything yet about that ruling on the Defense of Marriage Act last week! Some feel hating the gays on this would distract from the Teabaggers’ real issue, paranoid schizophrenia “fiscal matters.” “Privately, though, many said they back the decision because it emphasizes the legal philosophy of states’ rights.” That Taxachusetts judge really did trick Teabaggers into supporting gay marriage! Hilarious. Read more on Teabaggers Not Currently Shouting Anything Homophobic, Newspaper Reports…
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Texas Probably Won’t Secede Any Time Soon

Despite Governor Rick Perry’s tuff talk, it appears that most Texans are inclined to remain United States citizens. Boo! A Rasmussen survey shows that a mere 18 percent of residents are willing to throw off the shackles of federal tax slavery and go it alone as a moderately sized First World nation sandwiched between the prosperous US and the feudal anarchist drug-state of Mexico. Oh well. [Rasmussen Reports] Read more on Texas Probably Won’t Secede Any Time Soon…
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Rick Perry Voices Support For Stupidest Thing Ever

Texas Gov. Rick Perry is such a badass, right, and he doesn’t like it when those incompetent fucktards in Washington start fucking around with his Texas fucking budget. Ever heard of the 10th Amendment, about how states are responsible for powers not granted to the federal government? Well go suck a dick, Obama, cause Rick Perry went out of his way today to support a non-binding House resolution that fucking says right there, right there on the first page, that the 10th Amendment is… just a really good Amendment, motherfuckers. He supports it. Rick Perry supports that fucking shit. Read more on Rick Perry Voices Support For Stupidest Thing Ever…